Very close, Dreamwatch, but the quote is in fact:
RIMMER: Damn you both all the way to Hades, I want to go to blue alert!
KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb...
And while I'm in a quoting mood...
HOLLY: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
LISTER: Why?
HOLLY: No bugger'll drink it
It seems only the English can combine comedy with SF and do it properly. I'm still getting over the news about Douglas Adams too *sniff!*
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