Songs that don't make any sense

[Blinded By Blood]

omg i'm kewl hardcore and emo makes me go WTF becuzcadfad 1t sucks BALLSACK

 

[Manbient]

I'm not really sure if posting that over and over is supposed to funny or not. Maybe my sense of humor is too dim witted to get it.

I've never really understood a whole lot of Pan-Thy-Monium songs, but that probably has more to do with me not really caring to read into it more

 

[Consuming Impulse]

a song that doesent make since is Your Toothbrush is my Turd by Fuckweed, it says "you clean your mouth with my shit everyday"
that doesent make sense cause putting your mouth on a feces can kill you.

 

[swizzlenuts]

The title track off of Molested's album... its fucked up

Crimson Massacre's beautiful accoustic song off of Luster of Pandemonium... Don't quite understand why its there

 

[کوڈانشی]

that doesent make sense cause putting your mouth on a feces can kill you.

 

[Impudent]

"Eaten" by Bloodbath is very weird and not making much sense to me.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

omg i'm kewl hardcore and emo makes me go WTF becuzcadfad 1t sucks BALLSACK but if u must no tehn anythin by rammstien cus teh dont sing in english

 

[Mythos Inibri]

OMFG DIMWITTED BALLSACK or sumthin,oh yeah....kewl

 

[SacredReich]

"Eaten" by Bloodbath is very weird and not making much sense to me.

...how?

 

[Carcassian]

...how?

Good point.

The lyrics "
I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[CHORUS]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts, lick my heart
Chop me up I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN... I would do anything to be--
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death
"

Don't seem to be that confusing to me!

 

[skeptik]

Those are the worst Death Metal lyrics I've ever fucking read in my life. Now I'm glad I never read Bloodbath's lyrics after Breeding Death. Try this on for size:

Nuctemeron - What Have I Become

My anger must be supressed
As I wake in a fit of rage
For that I take it out on a child
No more than seven years of age
Her flesh so pale
Her virginity so pure
She could never imagine
The pain she will endure
Fucking her repeatedly
She's become my little whore
Though God even knows
I'm in search of more

I've sighted an elderly man
Lying crippled in his chair
What will become of him
He is so unaware

So very old
With no sense at all
A mere obstacle
He too will fall

Grabbing a sledge
I cave in his head
As his lungs collapse
He gasps his last breath
Ripping flesh till all but bones are gone
My work here is finished
I now will move on

I come upon another victim
An expecting mother
I put my arms around her neck
We struggle with each other

Though she soon
Will come to learn some
Respect, as I pull her head back
I slice her fucking neck

Leaving her to die
Send her to her tomb
Now I may rip
Her unborn child from her womb
Taking it as my own
I no longer have resistance
As I brutally beat and sodomize the bloody infant
Holding it up in recognition
In that I've already won
Though sometimes I find myself wondering
What have I become?

 

[Impudent]

Good point.

The lyrics "
I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[CHORUS]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts, lick my heart
Chop me up I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN... I would do anything to be--
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death
"

Don't seem to be that confusing to me!

I just don't understand why he wants to be eaten!

 

[Impudent]

Those are the worst Death Metal lyrics I've ever fucking read in my life. Now I'm glad I never read Bloodbath's lyrics after Breeding Death. Try this on for size:

Nuctemeron - What Have I Become

My anger must be supressed
As I wake in a fit of rage
For that I take it out on a child
No more than seven years of age
Her flesh so pale
Her virginity so pure
She could never imagine
The pain she will endure
Fucking her repeatedly
She's become my little whore
Though God even knows
I'm in search of more

I've sighted an elderly man
Lying crippled in his chair
What will become of him
He is so unaware

So very old
With no sense at all
A mere obstacle
He too will fall

Grabbing a sledge
I cave in his head
As his lungs collapse
He gasps his last breath
Ripping flesh till all but bones are gone
My work here is finished
I now will move on

I come upon another victim
An expecting mother
I put my arms around her neck
We struggle with each other

Though she soon
Will come to learn some
Respect, as I pull her head back
I slice her fucking neck

Leaving her to die
Send her to her tomb
Now I may rip
Her unborn child from her womb
Taking it as my own
I no longer have resistance
As I brutally beat and sodomize the bloody infant
Holding it up in recognition
In that I've already won
Though sometimes I find myself wondering
What have I become?

Those are simply ridiculous.

 

[skeptik]

That's the point!

 

[Impudent]

I guess so.

 

[skeptik]

You'll surely love this classic of theirs as well:

The Rapist

Staring through a naked window
I spot a woman sitting in her home
So weak and defenseless
As she sits there all alone
Sensing her anxiety and fear
I could even smell her cunt from here

Breaking through the fragile wooden door
She begins running for her life
Looding for a way to escape
As I take my victim by surprise

I've caught up now
Take her to the floor
Time has come to fuck
This worthless whore

Though somehow
My hunger isn't fed
I realize now
I want to see her dead

She gazed up at me
With a terrified sight
So I grip my hands around
Her neck real tight
She begins to gag
Her face turns blue
Trembling as she spits up blood and spew

Looking at her life slip away
Her throught swollen shut, air begins to fade
Contusions across her pale beaten face
Viciously she died in disgrace

Lying in her blood I wonder why
I was allowed to enter and make this person die
I feel if as though I were blessed
For I'm the fiend they call the rapist.

 

[unknown]

after listening to Sleep Terror's "Autoerotic Spy" I uttered WTF to myself. complete nonsense

 

[skeptik]

Perversions Of A Holy Man
Falling at the edge of sanity
A priest will deny his given sacred trust
That of the holy christian faith
To engage in that of sinful lust

The pleasure he seeks
Controls his perverted mind
For his god keeps him confined
Locked up in his temple
Preaching his useless word
That he finds is so absurd
Losing all his patience
He has given up on Christ
As he looks to be enticed

Hearing the confessions of a little girl
He rips the crucifix from around his neck
The urges within him have grown so strong
Unable to control, his penis becomes erect

Breaking through the wall
He has gotten to the girl
Within his hand he holds his world
Tearing through her weak flesh
He indulges what he can
Perversion of a holy man

Masturbating in the child's blood
He glares into her blackened sunken eyes
Looking to his angry god he laughs
As she joins the countless others who have died

Regardless his hunger has grown to very strong
For he wonders what went wrong
Craving human flesh
He's found the need to kill
Taking victims at his will
Fucking virgin cunts
Bleeding in their wombs
Even fucking those exhumed

This can no longer be called the house of god
For his victims hang crucified above the altar
His covenant has become a nest of filth
These desecrations, God couldn't even falter

The blood he sheds
He can never repent
For his soul will now descend
Burning forever in the brutal pits of hell
His purity has now fell
Experiencing a pleasure
He never would have thought
Now he wants to fuck his god...

 

[Ben_t]

that doesent make sense cause putting your mouth on a feces can kill you.

I always thought you practiced coprophagia? Guess I was wrong.

 

[Miss*Li]

All the songs by Papa Roach!!!! WTF is that????