What I like

[petrucci_dude]

Smoke up at your house tonight then?

If you want but I won't be here. lol

 

[Pyro]

I could lose my foot in an empty doorless room. haha

:/ I didn't know you were into that..

 

[Ebony~Veiled]

I like my new diSEMBOWELMENT hoodie that I bought off Matt.

rub it in why don't ya?

 

[Xencole]

:/ I didn't know you were into that..

HAR HAR HAR.
Tear.

 

[Xencole]

Gaids. http://www.gaids.com/graphics/logo50pct.gif

 

[Xencole]

There needed to be more in this thread.. so I like Urban Dictionary..
"Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life."

 

[FerretallicA]

Poser pics and large e-friend lists still don't fail anywhere near as badly as repeatedly posting bullshit 'quizzes' to the bulletins.

Keeping with the spirit of the thread, I like having deleted all the repeat offenders so my bulletins remain relatively moron free.

 

[Pyro]

rub it in why don't ya?

I thought you were married..

 

[Xencole]

I get bored sometimes..very rarely these days though *sigh*. Re-add me? haha

 

[Keeper of the Seven Cheese]

What I like is Pyro's undertaking of the word AIDS and the amount of times it can be used daily. Beautiful.

 

[Xencole]

Try living with him.... haha.

 

[petrucci_dude]

Try living with my wife..

 

[Xencole]

Hmm.. nah.. we already bicker like an old married couple. It's all lose lose too; no make-up sex. Tsk tsk.

 

[petrucci_dude]

No make-up sex FTL!

 

[FerretallicA]

make-up sex

Is that where you use a tube of lipstick like a dildo?

 

[in_absentia]

that made me

 

[Suedehead]

I don't even know how two women CAN make love! Unless they just....... I dunno... scissor or something??

 

[FerretallicA]

I don't even know how two women CAN make love! Unless they just....... I dunno... scissor or something??

You can't rub sandpaper against sandpaper. It just wears them both out ten times as fast and you're just left with this bald scratched-up paper which is of no use for anything.

[edit] It made more sense the first time. Just assume it makes sense this time too.

 

[petrucci_dude]

that made me

A stick of lippy made you? YOU ARE SO COOL MAKEUP LADY! LOLZ!

 

[in_absentia]

right..