I voted for Van. Not only does he wear a kilt, but, as a guitarist, I know how hard it is to find a good drummer (especially when you live in a punk town like I do). Van is up there in the pantheon of metal drumming gods (Along with Gene the machine Hoglan, Richard Cristy, Hellhammer and a few others)
erg - sorry - that post before was in reference to this one - i was just trying to explain that we're not hung up on the individuals, but we're trying our best to be serious.