Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 27, 2036
at the age of 57 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Suicide (12%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Confusion (5%)
[size=+1]HAAAA I'D PREFER TO DIE FROM AUTO-FELLATIO
AND I'M ALREADY DYING FROM CONFUSION
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[size=+1]MERRY CHRISTMAS BY THE WAY
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ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )
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Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.
There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:
male
female
Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.
[size=+2]BULLSHIT
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Greetings, confusoid. You scored a...
40%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.
FUN FACT...
people more loveable than you (93%)
people just as loveable as you (0%)
people less loveable than you (5%)
[size=+1]HAHA NICE ONE![/size]