OFFICIAL EVILE FORUM COMPETITION

[evilematt]

I have just decided THIS VERY SECOND that i'm going to hold a forum members only competition.

to win....erm let me think, a set of handwritten lyrics (by me) for every song from Infected Nations, and some picks and evile stuff and all that bollocks.

It begins now, and it will end when the first person guesses - in this thread - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what i wanted to be when i was a child, and it has to be spot on, because it's quite a specific answer. GO!

 

[Caveman Ninja]

The owner of a customised Jackson guitar!
Jimmy Saville!
A chimpanzee!

...can I just carry on guessing?

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Mr T from the A-Team?
An F1 driver for Ferrari?
The guy who drives the big cleaning machine at Sheffield Ice Rink?

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Fifth violinist in the London Symphony Orchestra?
A bus conductor?
A chandelier?

 

[Caveman Ninja]

How obscure is this?

 

[Caveman Ninja]

England football manager?
Huddersfield town football manager?
A DJ on rock radio?
A teacher?
A mad inventor?
A singer and guitarist in your own beasting thrash band (if so then well done, good work)?
Unemployed?
Work in a sweet shop/factory?
A hemp farmer?
Sweatshop owner?
Chef at a 5 star hotel?
The third Chuckle brother?
Midwife?

 

[Caveman Ninja]

See, I feel like I have an advantage here because no-one else appears to have noticed this thread yet, but a disadvantage because I'm a hopeless imbecile... Goddammit, I never win anything... I'm like the guy on the Crystal Maze who gets an automatic lock-in then the others don't even bother forfeiting a crystal to get him out in time for the big finale with the gold and silver things...

 

[evilematt]

have as many guesses as you want. GET THE CRYSTAL!

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Taller?
A clown?
An acrobat / trapeze artist?
Circus ringmaster?
Doctor Who?
Married to Carmen Electra?
The guy inside the green tellytubby?
Top Danish tennis player?
An astronaut? First man on Mars?
Comedy writer? Stand-up comedian?
Actor? Action hero star?
Shortround in a Temple of doom remake?
Luke Skywalker?
James Hetfield's guitar tech?
Owner of the longest moustache in all of England? (You can still do it! Live the dream!)

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Army General?
Tank driver?
Submarine operator?
Cross channel swimmer?
Olympic medal winner?
Pirate captain?
Terrorist?
Tory party chairman?
Presenter of the Crystal Maze?
Work down t'mine?
Butcher?
Baker?
Candlestick maker?
Porn star?

 

[Caveman Ninja]

A Ghostbuster!!!

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Alas, I have to go... if it's not a ghostbuster then I don't know what it is. Bang goes my chance (unless everyone else is as rubbish a guesser as me). I bet Dave knows the answer already though...

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Okay, one last batch...

Rocket Scientist?
Brain Surgeon?
Pub owner?
Mayor?
Adventurer?
Tarzan?
Zookeeper?
Vet?
Physiotherapist?
Artist?
Scupltor?
TV producer?
Millionaire?
Playboy?
Train driver?
Badger?
Prime Minister?
King?
Saint?
Hermit?
Elvis impersonator?
Scuba diver?
Bum doctor?
Mysoginist?
Journalist for a rock magazine?
Guy who draws comic books?

 

[diddykoi6]

was it a dancer?
i cba to read all that but well done caveman haha

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Don't congratulate me diddy... all I've done is prove my own ignorance. Take the baton and run, run my boy! The prize could be yours!

 

[evilematt]

how can you be a rubbish guesser with such top class guesses as those? and on such short notice! anyone would be impressed sire.

you're still wrong like.

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Well I thank you... but ultimately, I've still got a big 'L' stamped on my forehead...

 

[Throsh]

The presenter of the crystal maze?

 

[diddykoi6]

Well I thank you... but ultimately, I've still got a big 'L' stamped on my forehead...

in my eyes its a w FOR WINNER MANG! but yeah lol

erm was it a film director or actor? a science fiction writer??

 

[Caveman Ninja]

The presenter of the crystal maze?

Already guessed that

A detective?
A traffic warden?
Drugs mule?
Dolly grip?
Best boy?
Foley artist?
Benefits officer?

Okay, really, I'm leaving the house now...