Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
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nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: Yeah, so when you see carpet like that does it remind you of your girlfriends pubes, you know, like a pube carpet??
none of these are made up btw WORD FOR WORD
I dont doubt hes a virgin. As if you wouldnt make the connection between pubes and carpet, no he explains it by making up the phrase "pube carpet"