This weekend Nibiru will kill us all

[rusty water]

Planet x arrives on Saturday, a woman clothed with the sun with the moon under her feet and a crown of 12 stars on her head is a sign that its all over, and I am due to get 8 beers back I am owed off a friend on Monday, how crap is that?

 

[The Ozzman]

I've heard rumblings of something happening on Saturday. If anything it'll involve Korea. Probably tinfoil hat stuff though.

 

[AllShallFall]

 

[Krow]

Feel like I'm more likely to die from alcohol posioning this weekend.

 

[~Lynn~]

This bullshit was supposed to happen three year ago too. Between this and the flat earth cunts it's almost too much to bear.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

wasnt there some guy who said the world was ending last year too or something? He even put out billboards and stuff lmao

 

[rusty water]

Well the British Royal family appear to be set to return to their home planet very shortly. To be honest I am sick of paying for electricity when our Governments already know how to create it for free and are not telling us so they can keep billing us. It doesn't matter anyway as money will all be worthless anyway as the entire world financial system is about to collapse. Our cars can be powered by saltwater also, and the man who invented it is in hiding from the oil companies who are trying to kill him. Its all over on the weekend anyway.

 

[rusty water]

I've heard rumblings of something happening on Saturday. If anything it'll involve Korea. Probably tinfoil hat stuff though.

They say that there is nothing to worry about from Kim as he will only use nuclear weapons if he wants to.

 

[rusty water]

Feel like I'm more likely to die from alcohol posioning this weekend.

I wouldn't worry too much as Im hearing a giant Wolf is going to eat the Sun which will herald an eight thousand year long age of darkness.

 

[rusty water]

This bullshit was supposed to happen three year ago too. Between this and the flat earth cunts it's almost too much to bear.

My Grandma has become obsessed with the old lady in the house across who has let her tree become overgrown, this is the Rapture, the beginning of the end times.

 

[rusty water]

wasnt there some guy who said the world was ending last year too or something? He even put out billboards and stuff lmao

Yes, it is the death of hope.

 

[The Ozzman]

I mean even if Planet X were happening someone would have seen it by now. There are enough amateur astronomers out there that one would notice. It's 'bigger' than earth ffs

 

[rusty water]

But the earth is flat, and it might be coming up from underneath, has anyone thought about that?

 

[~Lynn~]

Fucking glorious day...... 90+ degrees in Michigan, PERFECT day of boating and some swilling of beers. Please tell me there was mass suicides of planet x'rs and their entire families and a good measure of flat earthers, that is the only thing that could make this absolutely beautiful weekend moar better.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Please tell me there was mass suicides of planet x'rs and their entire families and a good measure of flat earthers

There was mass suicides of planet x'rs and their entire families and a good measure of flat earthers

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Fucking glorious day...... 90+ degrees in Michigan, PERFECT day of boating and some swilling of beers. Please tell me there was mass suicides of planet x'rs and their entire families and a good measure of flat earthers, that is the only thing that could make this absolutely beautiful weekend moar better.

Hey I'm in Michigan too! I wish Nibiru-ocalypse had actually occurred though. I got my boating in, ready for some fucking 60 degree bonfires.

 

[Satanstoenail]

My clock stopped for half an hour on Sunday morning. I'm pretty sure that's when we slipped through to a parallel universe.

 

[Onder]

Fucking cuntshit we're still alive.

 

[CiG]

That's what you think.

 

[Onder]

I have feelings that remind me of my mortality.