Where is Dan Spitz these days ........

[muffytheVampirelayer]

funniest post ever. I was wondering the exact same thing. Why exactly were you in a car with Dan Spitz (or is it swallows )

What were you doing in a car with Danny Spitz. Once again, your sexuality is in question.

"Let's Put the A in Gay"

As sung by Bud, to the tune of "Let's Put the X in Sex"

I got a letter just the other day
He sent a picture but he didn't sign his name
He wore a cock ring and a little leather vest
He shaved his legs but left a little on his chest
He didn't leave a number, not an address or a clue
But the big dildo he was holding made me think that it was you
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.

I got a call in the middle of the day
He said to meet him at the local YMCA
He said Oh Bud, I want to suck your hairy balls
I got your number from the truck stop bathroom wall
Sometimes you gotta suffer for the pleasure that you need
I'm gonna ream you a new asshole I'll try not to make it bleed
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.

I heard somebody knockin' so I opened up the door
He wore some smelly shit stained panties someone else had worn before
He said he knew my secrets but I didn't have a clue
Then I saw that 2 inch penis and I knew that it was you
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.
_________________

 

[prime666]

Buddy isnt gay he's just in touch with his femenine side.

 

[Sentdown]

"Let's Put the A in Gay"

As sung by Bud, to the tune of "Let's Put the X in Sex"

I got a letter just the other day
He sent a picture but he didn't sign his name
He wore a cock ring and a little leather vest
He shaved his legs but left a little on his chest
He didn't leave a number, not an address or a clue
But the big dildo he was holding made me think that it was you
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.

I got a call in the middle of the day
He said to meet him at the local YMCA
He said Oh Bud, I want to suck your hairy balls
I got your number from the truck stop bathroom wall
Sometimes you gotta suffer for the pleasure that you need
I'm gonna ream you a new asshole I'll try not to make it bleed
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.

I heard somebody knockin' so I opened up the door
He wore some smelly shit stained panties someone else had worn before
He said he knew my secrets but I didn't have a clue
Then I saw that 2 inch penis and I knew that it was you
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
I like the ladies but still swing the other way
Baby Let's Put The A in Gay
Keep it undercover mister let me lick your brown eye.
_________________[/QUOTE]

Absolutley CLASSIC!! I can just hear Paul Stanley singing those lyrics.

 

[TD]

funniest post ever. I was wondering the exact same thing. Why exactly were you in a car with Dan Spitz (or is it swallows )

C'mon Buddy, is he "spitz" or "swallows" w/ that 3 inch monster of yours :Spin:

 

[mrthrax]

its i pity he still hasnt got the fire,no one could touch spitz when he was at the top of his game,i was so dissapointed when he was booted from anthrax but he lost the passion to play,thanksgod for dimebag darrell he filled the guitar hero viod for me.

 

[Buddy_Love_Bomb]

C'mon Buddy, is he "spitz" or "swallows" w/ that 3 inch monster of yours :Spin:

Wouldent know to tell the truth, for the most part he was talkin about you. He alos told me I had 2in on you, so i guess that would put you at 1in, not bad there pal. I bet all your male students are very impressed with you when you shower with them.

 

[TD]

Wouldent know to tell the truth, for the most part he was talkin about you. He alos told me I had 2in on you, so i guess that would put you at 1in, not bad there pal. I bet all your male students are very impressed with you when you shower with them.

Yeah but your mom said I had better girth than you, all the while your g/f was lickin' my browneye, sayin' it was cleaner than your cock and balls

 

[mrthrax]

i would like to be a fly on the wall if buddy and td are ever face to face lol,it easy to be tough in front of a computer screen lol.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Catfight!

 

[Karina_666]

I don't know. Buddy looks like he could kick some ass if he needed to.

 

[TD]

Wouldent know to tell the truth, for the most part he was talkin about you. He alos told me I had 2in on you, so i guess that would put you at 1in, not bad there pal. I bet all your male students are very impressed with you when you shower with them.

On and by the way, I teach special education, those little fuckers don't shower. They stink!

 

[Lordlindsey]

I'll be the first to make fun of Buddy's gayness to his face. He knows it's all in fun.
HOWEVER, his girlfriend is attractive enough to quelsh all those rumors. (I say that with respect...not desire dude)

 

[SCott308]

Sooo. Does that mean you don't desire her? You're not gay, too, are ya?

BTW, Ty gets my vote for post of the week. Hell, that could be post of the year! That was funny shit.

Scott

 

[Jono]

Catfight!

HAH!

 

[DarbysDad]

Catfight!

They must be drooling over your avatar at the same time they're clawing away.

 

[Buddy_Love_Bomb]

i would like to be a fly on the wall if buddy and td are ever face to face lol,it easy to be tough in front of a computer screen lol.

Its no big deal, if we where ever face to face, I'd probably only hit him once, and then make him buy me beer for the rest of the night.

 

[dutchy]

that's my bitch!!!!!!!

 

[TD]

Its no big deal, if we where ever face to face, I'd probably only hit him once, and then make him buy me beer for the rest of the night.

Yeah but I'd stir your cocktails with my dick

 

[Heavymetalzombie666]

I have heard the watch and clock maker story also. But the thing I heard he did was find god and that was his reason for leaving anthrax is what I have heard.

 

[dutchy]

Nicko has an album out this month, it has nothing to do with DannyS, don't think we will ever see the return of Spitz, but it would be nice to see him rip on some solo's with the Trax live on stage!! Is there any contact with Spitz and his former bandmates or is he gone and forgotten??