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  1. Captain Beard

    Shit your pants stories

    Does "nearly shit your pants" count? I've been sick a few days and my niece was here, and ran up behind me suddenly, startling me enough that I ripped ass that produced. I did however get to the toilet before it seeped into the shorts.
  2. Captain Beard

    I know you do:

    No No Only if the cold water gives things a surprise bath. Yes No, but they're probably permanently out of reach.
  3. Captain Beard

    Van's new project: Ghost Ship Octavius

    Another Armageddon album? Holy shit.
  4. Captain Beard

    I have to change my name now

    Time for more Be'lakor to cleanse my ears.
  5. Captain Beard

    say something about ... yourself!

    Apathy is powerful shit. I think I've earned my grey lantern ring at this point.
  6. Captain Beard

    Who here wipes their ass with baby wipes?

    Like Kevin said, camping.
  7. Captain Beard

    Sneezing

    Sounds like a good time was had!
  8. Captain Beard

    Hi Guys I'm New... And also, a question!

    There used to be more women but the forum attendance has gotten a bit sparse lately. I image you'll see Cara pop up from time to time still.
  9. Captain Beard

    Talk about something!!

    Nah, not as long as it isn't EVERY day.
  10. Captain Beard

    Talk about something!!

    I like meat!
  11. Captain Beard

    A Brew for The Old Neverboard

    I PM'd you on the Facebook. Why I still use it, I dunno. Damn kids these days and their gadgets.
  12. Captain Beard

    Van's new project: Ghost Ship Octavius

    Amott and Wicklund know when to NOT weedly wee.
  13. Captain Beard

    Wake up. Your rights are gone

    I wasn't actively aware of the political/government playing field until I could actually vote ~2000.
  14. Captain Beard

    Wake up. Your rights are gone

    Funny it took everyone this long to sort that out, I cried foul after USA PATRIOT.
  15. Captain Beard

    RIP Jeff Hanneman

    May isn't getting off to a good start.
  16. Captain Beard

    RIP Chi ..

    Forgive me if the name escapes me...
  17. Captain Beard

    A sad reality

    Exotic without being annoying.
  18. Captain Beard

    Evil Dead remake...

    Probably the same way they did the blood in Braindead/Dead Alive.
  19. Captain Beard

    Any cool films for 2013

    I wasn't going to see Evil Dead, and then I saw the red band trailer. I will now be seeing Evil Dead.
  20. Captain Beard

    post your sexy pics here

    His skullet grew in, too. Been taking Rogaine?
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