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what sort of art?

Snuff films? Nah that'll be difficult with his current condition.

call an Uber, get pre-drunk in their car since you aren't driving, then continue drinking throughout the night

Blurry probably thinks he's typing on a phone, but he's really having a crack'd out meltdown and is pressing buttons on a Mickey Mouse phone

Christianity itself is silly, all of the further silliness is just an extension lmao. But the Old Testament and even some of the New Testament is pretty metal as well, especially from a lyrical standpoint. I see why Marduk and Funeral Mist draw so heavily from the Bible.

this shit looks weird on my phone but whatever. Site just got a facelift I guess

I was going to go to the range today, but I just got back from the gym an hour ago and now I'm feeling lazy

You can always feel free to come sleep in my broom closet

I don't drink anymore myself, but I may or may not participate in some Mary Jane products on the occasion. I don't miss the booze...that's for sure

I pity the person who's stupid enough to break into your home. Although I suspect you'd end up getting killed taking too much time to decide which sword to gut the intruder wtih hahaha

Well...I wouldn't expect a team made up of aliens and androids to understand things like irony or sarcasm or wordplay....

how much crack did you do before you decided to waste internet space by posting this?

Funny... Keep it up, Imma show up at your h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ basement and perform a glorious upper decker in your toilet. can never go wrong with incline flys. I recommend starting with a lighter weight than you would normally use just to get the form down. Proper form is always...

if you ever need strength/weight training tips I can definitely help with that.

Reported for misinformation and hateful speech...

Is this the same girl you were complaining about who had piss poor hygiene earlier? I mean how upset are you really about it. Go find someone better and more well worth your time...and your nose... Assuming that's a viable option for you to begin with, which I highly doubt quite frankly

At least they're smiling the entire time

The despair of everyday existence is sexual enough for him I assume

Is there an option to take your folks with you if you were to hypothetically move away? At least then maybe everybody would have a higher quality of life elsewhere