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  1. Captain Beard

    Shit your pants stories

    Does "nearly shit your pants" count? I've been sick a few days and my niece was here, and ran up behind me suddenly, startling me enough that I ripped ass that produced. I did however get to the toilet before it seeped into the shorts.
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    I know you do:

    No No Only if the cold water gives things a surprise bath. Yes No, but they're probably permanently out of reach.
  3. Captain Beard

    Van's new project: Ghost Ship Octavius

    Another Armageddon album? Holy shit.
  4. Captain Beard

    I have to change my name now

    Time for more Be'lakor to cleanse my ears.
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    say something about ... yourself!

    Apathy is powerful shit. I think I've earned my grey lantern ring at this point.
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    Who here wipes their ass with baby wipes?

    Like Kevin said, camping.
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    Sneezing

    Sounds like a good time was had!
  8. Captain Beard

    Hi Guys I'm New... And also, a question!

    There used to be more women but the forum attendance has gotten a bit sparse lately. I image you'll see Cara pop up from time to time still.
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    Talk about something!!

    Nah, not as long as it isn't EVERY day.
  10. Captain Beard

    Talk about something!!

    I like meat!
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    A Brew for The Old Neverboard

    I PM'd you on the Facebook. Why I still use it, I dunno. Damn kids these days and their gadgets.
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    Van's new project: Ghost Ship Octavius

    Amott and Wicklund know when to NOT weedly wee.
  13. Captain Beard

    Wake up. Your rights are gone

    I wasn't actively aware of the political/government playing field until I could actually vote ~2000.
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    Wake up. Your rights are gone

    Funny it took everyone this long to sort that out, I cried foul after USA PATRIOT.
  15. Captain Beard

    RIP Jeff Hanneman

    May isn't getting off to a good start.
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