Recent content by Damien Jasper

Ah! Remember, Shakespeare himself was considered vulgar and improper in his day. You are witnessing history in the making, like, this very moment! Remember; "Strawberries best ripen when neighboored by fruits of a baser quality" Thus spake the Earl of Canterburry.

LIke uh, how many English teachers do you, like, totally know like, all personally and stuff? Seriously, I can recite the introduction of the Canterbury Tales on a whim and give you just about any passage of Shakespeare's War of the Roses tetraology. But doesn't mean I walk around saying...

For that matter, why is it the Yahoo! search stinger for this site refers to CoB as Black Metal? NO way in hell they are black metal. They don't wear enough facepaint for one thing!

Well thanks. Can't we ALL just get along? :Saint: :kickass: :) :mad: :rock: :Smokin: :zombie: :hypno: :yuk: :cool: :erk: :Smug: :rolleyes: :u-huh: (andI do mean all of us?)

You guys wanna write my lesson plans for me? I hate doing those.

We're speaking English, but it ain't the same language. Read my post more carefully.

Ya know, just watched that 10 minute interview with Alexi Laiho for guitarworld (easy to find on Youtube). He actually seems a little shy. I sort of thought he would have a much heavier Finish accent. But he DOES indeed mention Slash by name! What that has to do with my point about him...

You really don't think so? Axl never did get the memo: When you schedule yourself for a show, you're supposed to show up and when you show up, you're supposed to FINISH the show.

I don't do Bubblelicious, because I always wind up swallowing it. I'll wind up shitting bubbles.

Well, not my favorite. I just recently took the plunge into buying my first album. But my favorites in order are... 1) Blind Guardian 2) Megadeth 3) Metallica 4) Luca Turilli 5) Motley Crue 6) Guns 'N Roses 7) Children of Bodom 8) Theatre of Tragedy (especially older, ala...

By the way, does Alexi Laiho look a lot like a 1988 Axl Rose or is it just me?

Mellow out dudes! I'm not a teacher yet! I'm just student teaching! I gots ta get hired on somewhere. I would love to move to Canada. That or one of the Noridc countries. Or back home to Ireland even. Well, I'm not even a big death metal fan per se. I don't even really consider CoB...

Thanks for the comments. I'll try and respond to a few; I know students usually hate the student teacher. That's why I did what I did. I mean, "Every time I die" starts off witha bang. I know that CoB isn't the most poetic, but that's why I started with them. I needed something easier...

So like, I'm student teaching to become an English teacher. Or history, which is my minor. But I'm student teaching in English. So like, I went to school too, right? I'm quite aware that a lot of people view English, Science, Math and History as "Prison Sentence Classes". One of the goals...