Recent content by DarkShire

At this point it was obvious you were bullshitting ;)

A boy asks his father one day, "Dad, whats the difference between potentially and realistically?" "Well son..." the father replies, "Let me show you the difference." The father and son walk up to the boys mother and the father asks the mother, "Honey... in all honesty, would you sleep with...

I'll take your word for it! :p

Apparently he wasn't lying with that whole "flatline" thing. :)

I WISH I could draw like that! :)

Hmmmm, he's said plenty of off-colour stuff in his day. I wonder what he ended up saying to actually get banned. Actually I lied, I don't really give a fuck. :)

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You guys need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs to find your way home? At least Fire Pixie was on the right track :p Winner's name is in the "Forum Tools" section... so I'm calling Winner a tool. Too subtle I suppose. :) Thank you please drive through...

Very strange indeed!

Can we add soem Stratovarius for good measure? :p

So you're willing to save winner by killing the rest of us????? :p lol

I believe you mean defibrillator. I don't have one of those, but let's try this... *hits winner in the face with a hammer* Hmmmmm, that's not waking him up :\

Well I couldn't resist after she got your mother involed in the equation! Oh and your mom says my cock is MUCH bigger than yours, and she only saw the tip of mine :-p

I'll definitly be at the show on the 18th :)

I don't have a younger sister, so I've earned my red wings elsewhere. :loco: Dark Tranquillity Overkill Dio The Forsaken The Haunted