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[Marlies]

hmmm I'd like a yoghurt bar! can't you steel them for me and keep them until we come back? or give them to marlin, he's coming to visit us august ermmm or is that not safe? after all he's dave's brother's roommate

 

[keely]

alright, i'll take some for you marlies. hehe

 

[lord of pain]

I'll send some up with Marlin,,,so Keely please refrain from scoopin my treats
What flavor Marlies??

 

[Marlies]

LOL wouldn't know what flavors there are, but I'm sure it's all good

nah just make your dear brother send the beautiful maple leaf flag up with Marlin.... but I already told Marlin that

 

[I_Smell_Hate]

So have you ever had anyone just stare at you? Check this out, the other day I was standing in line at the bank and there was this older lady behind me who was just staring at me. It wasnt like a brief glance over or anything, she was staring at me intently and she wouldnt stop. After about five minutes it started to really get to me, so I walked over to her and asked her if there was anything I could help her with. When I talked to her, she told me that I looked exactly like her son who had died in the persian gulf war. I guess I felt really sad for her and I told her I was sorry for her loss and offered my condolences. After that, I went to leave but she wouldnt stop staring at me. I got to the door and realized that she was actually following me. I ignored her and started to walk to my car, but she was following me and started to get really close. I eventually had to tell the lady to stop following me, and when I did she fell to the ground and started pulling on my leg.

Get it? Leg pulling? As in Im pulling your leg?

Wow, thats fucking stupid lol

 

[DarkShire]

... When I talked to her, she told me that I looked exactly like her son who had died in the persian gulf war. I guess I felt really sad for her and I told her I was sorry for her loss and offered my condolences. ...

At this point it was obvious you were bullshitting

 

[FirePixie]

At this point it was obvious you were bullshitting

I concur

 

[I_Smell_Hate]

At this point it was obvious you were bullshitting

Yeah, good point. I think the 'offering of condolences' was spreading it a bit thick lol