Recent content by gkelter

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    What song would you want COB to cover?

    Only 17 by Winger or Victory Song by Ensiferum. It's hardly the best Ensiferum song but I think the Petri-era music would be more interesting to hear Alexi play over because their soloing is more on par than Alexi/Jari's. I chose these two songs because Alexi's over-the-top guitar tone would...
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    Best 'Bed of Razors' cover ever

    "It changed my life. When I heard it, it was as if an angel came down from Heaven and slipped her sharp claw into my rectum. Simply precious!" - Mahatma Ghandi
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    Interested in buying a Jackson Wildchild RR???

    Whoa, you guys seriously resurrected this thread from 4 years ago... and I just resurrected my UM account from 4 years ago. This is truly an occasion. (&*!$Y*(O@HIRN J
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    The Starland Ballroom Sucks

    Great show last night. Seriously.. one of their best performances.. but fuck that venue. They sold like 200 tickets too many.. couldn't even walk through the fucking place. I've never seen a fire code violated so fucking blatantly haha. It pissed me off.
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    Rustey Cooley

    Rusty's playing always sounds out of pitch to me. I fucking hate his bullshit.
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    Alexi's shit USA model..read and laugh

    My friend has a collection of ESPs and I've played all of them. I didn't like any of them as much as my Jackson soloist.
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    Alexi's shit USA model..read and laugh

    Someone should just delete this ENTIRE fucking forum already.
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    Wintersun - a lot like CoB

    I hate when people sign up.. make a big post on their first day... say something retarded and get flamed... and then talk like a fucking librarian to make up for it. Being intellectual does not gain respect on a forum. It just makes everyone think you're 500 lbs. with glasses and you wear...
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    VIDEO: me playing Silent night bodom night on guitar

    By the way, for anyone new on this forum.. search this dude.. He posted a lot of awesome shit back in the day. Last year he did a few nice sounding clips and his tone is always amazing.
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    VIDEO: me playing Silent night bodom night on guitar

    Wow man.. I didn't really give a shit about the SNBN cover you posted at first because that song is pretty easy... but that was a killer KTS cover. Even the solos were done pretty well. I like how you pick every note of the ascending runs unlike most other players. Keep up the good work! I'd...
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    Roope better than Laiho?

    Sorry to interrupt, but how can someone say that Kalmah has good solos?
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    Sweep Picking

    Why must people dig up shit like this?
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    kissing the shadows cover

    It's honestly really sad how badly this cover was done. Dude, a very important tip for you... don't get ahead of yourself. You're gonna suck at guitar forever unless you take a few steps back and work ahead slowly and don't progress until you've mastered the level you're on.
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    Looking for COB BOOTLEG DVDs, check out mine

    Lemons: Where did you get 2004.11.15 The Downtown Farmingdale, USA ???? I filmed that, I only traded it to like 2 people.. and told them that they could not trade it. How nice.
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    I just wanna say that...

    I'm fuckin' partying right now.. and.. lions head is some good beer to party with, and when you run out just buy some Yuengling. It's awesome. Bye.