Recent content by H.P. Lovecraft

By far one of metal's most underrated guitar legends. Guy could pull bluesy metal riffs out of his ass. Also, what he could do with just a couple pentatonic scales is indescribably clever. Most guitarists wish they could manipulate those scales with a hand 1/3 as deft as his. Blew my eardrums out.

Yes. Dave King of Flogging Molly on vocals too. First 2-3 albums are great.

Don't wring your fingers about it.

Keith Emerson's skull will remember that.

The new Priest utterly rips so far. I am slamming my payment on the front desk the day that record drops. Some new Thor too? Yes, please.

There's overselling, and then there's Ric Flair, good God.

They did. Century is basically a handful of underground legends like Coroner, Dark Funeral, and Napalm Death, and then a whole lot of nobodies roster wise right now.

A lot of horseshit, but there's some good ones in there. Jethro Tull, Karl Sanders, Krokus, Fear, The Zombies (yes, those Zombies, the same Zombies who rival The Beatles).

I'm picturing Jon Lord using his B3 like a flak cannon while violently shaking it like he usually did and wearing a Rambo bandana and a blood soaked face.

Once again, nothing to do with consensus, they are not metal by the faintest of technicalities, consensus or not.

Why thank you.

Shhh. Don't tell Lars... He can smell your illegal copies.

Hell Awaits was originally a Christmas record, as the rare bootleg scrap of lyrics, "With the High Santa awaiting, candy cane in hand, spilling the pure cranberry sauce" proves, but was turned into the Satanic glam metal opus we know today after Hanneman decided to prove to his mom that it...

Patti Smith's 1959 collaboration with Glenn Danzig, entitled The Skulls of Rock and Roll African Americans, is credited with pioneering folk metal.

Tokyo Blade in named for Godzilla severing the French capital city in half with his phallus.