Recent content by H.P. Lovecraft

Ladies and gents, we've got our second to last pickings for the year, so remember to stay tuned for December, but in the mean time, here's November's harvest: Realm (5 votes) Believer (5 votes) Deathrow (4 votes) Bruce Dickinson (4 votes) Death SS (4 votes) Revelation (4 votes) Asphyx (4 votes)...

Death SS Mötley Crüe Twisted Sister Alice Cooper Gamma Ray Warning Dark Funeral Beherit Revelation Anthem Dark Tranquility Tokyo Blade Massacre (Florida) KMFDM Doro

A hair tardy on this, but we're moving in for it now. Same rules, same game, up to 15 acts that you deem worthy of induction, you may alter your votes as you will during the voting cycle, and make sure to double check the Museum here for inductees, because we had several glaring repeats last...

Thanks to the outpouring of voter turnout, we've produced what I'd argue to be by far one of the more numerically balanced selections in the history of this hall with 7 inductees. Extreme metal, specifically black and death were the majority victors here, and all are well deserved additions in...

Studying under Souffle Sensei Ozzman works wonders.

Comedic self-aggrandizement aside, I don't see the point of any of these "crowds".

Nah, man, you're far from the worst poster on this site, disagreements aside, you're a good guy.

Fair enough. I think the Don Rickles idiom of "Jew Patton" is a sufficient description. I loved her though, good person, and probably the main reason I'm successful.

Not joking. One of those A's are the only good grade, you can go without dinner if you're not willing to get them, if I catch you doing something illegal I will slap you with a rolling pin and then ground you for over a year types.

You never met my white Jew mother then.

21.5 apparently. 5'10, 150 pounds.

Sounds good. How are you on replicating those Euronymous riffs though?

My chain-smoking knitting circle is too kvlt for you.

I think he meant the galactic omnipresence of his ever expanding cellulite.

I'm old and I'd love to hear a good rendition of Freezing Moon at a wedding. Don't know what portent that has for the new couple, but hey, I got to hear some live Mayhem.