Recent content by NeXTLiFE
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Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Why for fuxake did you expect "The Ring" to be the least bit scary or entertaining when you rented it from the video store? A: That's because he's not the brightest crayon in the box! -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Did you know there's a video going around showing Profanity doing what he is constantly claiming he does 5 times a day? A: 100/1 -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Why were you hitting on that toothless old hag at the bar the other night? A: I'm betting he'll pay plenty for the negatives. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: How's married life treating you? A: Now that's entertainment! -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Did you know that naf is suffering badly with constipation? A: No, that's more xeno's field of expertise. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Why is this not the most popular thread on Ultimatemetal.com? A: Go ahead...make my day! -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Steve is raped (again) by one of naf's escaped mutant hybrid llamas and you just stand there laughing??? A: I don't think she'll be too impressed. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Is it true xeno spiked your drink with rohypnol the other night? A: Yeah, she's back on her medication. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: What are your thoughts on oral sex? A: It's quite surprising that she keeps getting away with it. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Do you realize that Ultimate Metal will not accept responsibility or liability for any defamatory, libelous or otherwise inflammatory comments you might make on this website? A: Yes, and he remains blissfully unaware of it too! -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: How does your girlfriend explain her relationship with you? A: That's what happens when she doesn't take her medication. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Did you really spend over an hour plucking your nose hair today? A: I'm pretty sure it was Lady of the Oracle. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Is it true your wife got more than she expected last time she ordered a pizza? A: That's not exactly surprising, when you think about it. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Do you think it'll be a memorable event? A: That's pretty hard to believe actually. -
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
Q: Why should anyone follow your lead in getting that Britney Spears tattoo on their left testicle? A: Yeah, like anyone's gonna care.