Q&A - Jeopardy style!
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Q: How many times do you milk your prostate?
A: That's what drinking too much oven cleaner will do to you.
A: That's what drinking too much oven cleaner will do to you.
_Aragorth_
storm chaser
Q: hey!! why you have just one eye left and that one is also damaged??
A: I wanted to take a pillow, but then I went to bathroom and wanked.
A: I wanted to take a pillow, but then I went to bathroom and wanked.
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
Q: Why did you get kicked out of the bedding shop?
A: I think I can fix that with a short length of rubber hose.
A: I think I can fix that with a short length of rubber hose.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Did you know that naf is suffering badly with constipation?
A: No, that's more xeno's field of expertise.
A: No, that's more xeno's field of expertise.
Metal Maiden
Cooking with Anthrax
Ethereal Sage
Mind Of Out Sight Of Out
Q: I want to sound like i have a lisp. What word should I start with?
A: If there were 2 more, we could all feel safer.
A: If there were 2 more, we could all feel safer.
Q: What did people in Iraq say when Al Gore lost by one vote?
A: Dry mouth, dizziness, sweaty palms...and that's just on the good days.
A: Dry mouth, dizziness, sweaty palms...and that's just on the good days.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
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Wraith
Q: Do you like that snuff video of that guy shooting himself?
A: Because I tripped over the cord....
A: Because I tripped over the cord....
The Serpent King
Servant in heaven
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Why were you hitting on that toothless old hag at the bar the other night?
A: I'm betting he'll pay plenty for the negatives.
A: I'm betting he'll pay plenty for the negatives.
Ethereal Sage
Mind Of Out Sight Of Out
Q: Spike wouldn't want any photographic evidence of his absurd love for hentai girls getting leaked.
A: Only a semi-conscious gimp could come up with a plan as cocamine as that!
A: Only a semi-conscious gimp could come up with a plan as cocamine as that!
Q: What did your mom say about your career choice?
A: Save some for later, you never know when you may need it!
A: Save some for later, you never know when you may need it!
Ethereal Sage
Mind Of Out Sight Of Out
Q: Should Rusty trade all his grey llamas for the ability to make whitty comments, which he is lacking in at the moment?
A:When the time comes for it, you must defer your eyes from it, or you will face certain loss of mental coherence.
A:When the time comes for it, you must defer your eyes from it, or you will face certain loss of mental coherence.
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
Q: I'm planning on only having local anesthesia during my vasectomy - any advice?
A: I understand your concern, but that hardly qualifies as an emergency.
A: I understand your concern, but that hardly qualifies as an emergency.
Ethereal Sage
Mind Of Out Sight Of Out
Q: Spike thinks he has learned how to make whitty retorts!?! What should we do?
A: I would pay to see that.
A: I would pay to see that.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Did you know there's a video going around showing Profanity doing what he is constantly claiming he does 5 times a day?
A: 100/1
A: 100/1
Ethereal Sage
Mind Of Out Sight Of Out
Q: Chances of people giving a shit about Santa Claus?
A: Cause that's what it says on the back!
A: Cause that's what it says on the back!
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