Q&A - Jeopardy style!

NeXTLiFE · Oct 19, 2003

Q: What are your thoughts on oral sex?

A: It's quite surprising that she keeps getting away with it.

Steve · Oct 20, 2003

why the hell isn't ann coulter dead yet?

oh baby oh baby OOH BAABY OHSHIT!

duckattack · Oct 20, 2003

Steve said:
Q: what does it feel like to die?

A: oh baby, oh baby, OH SHIT!

Q: Why does Steve repeat himself?

A: It took 8 people to clean up the mess.

Steve · Oct 20, 2003

what happened when profanity farted?

I thought that they banned him for that incident in talahassee

duckattack · Oct 20, 2003

Q: Why couldn't George W. Bush get into Disneyworld?

A: Just act interested, and nobody will ever notice.

Steve · Oct 21, 2003

how do you get rid of chunky?

duckattack · Oct 21, 2003

Q: What question is on everybody's mind here?

A: Nothing I do seems to help.

NaTaSMAI · Oct 22, 2003

A: So, have you gotten rid of your genital Herpes yet?

Q: I don't know, I just didn't like it as much as I thought I would.

duckattack · Oct 22, 2003

Q: So, you're through experimenting with bestiality already?

A: The warning label didn't mention anything about THAT!

Steve · Oct 23, 2003

Did you know that cigarettes cause you to grow nose hair?

I dunno, I'm just not creatrive today.

duckattack · Oct 23, 2003

Q: Missionary position AGAIN?!

A: The more you question it, the less sense it will make.

_Aragorth_ · Oct 24, 2003

Q: why is this thread so hard?

A: because I am genius.

duckattack · Oct 25, 2003

Q: How did you ever figure out that a welding torch can be used as a sex toy?

A: I can't tell from this far away.

xenophobe · Oct 29, 2003

Q: Is that your mom grinding your neighbor's dog?

A: It hurt, but I kept doing it.

Draft Dodging Scarecrow · Oct 29, 2003

Q: did you have sex with a goat again?

A: only if you want to

Steve · Oct 29, 2003

Will you?

tomorrow

[0hr]Sunlapse · Oct 29, 2003

A: When will Steve die?

Q: Why yes, I love it!

nafnikufesin · Oct 29, 2003

Q: Do you have a fetish for dog poo?

A: Whoa, easy there. She just had that painted.

LuminousAether · Oct 29, 2003

Q: What's this long object which would perfectly fit in a rectum?

A: Not in that hole!

nafnikufesin · Oct 29, 2003

Q: What did your mom scream just before you stuck your dick in the electric pencil sharpener?

A: Tuesday will be his last day.