Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[NaTaSMAI]

Stolen from Naf:

Not that we need another long thread, but here's a silly one to try anyway...it's basically like the Q&A thread, only in reverse. You write the answer, and somebody else picks a question that's fits the answer.

For example:

A: No, it's stupid

(And you reply...)

Q: Isn't this a great idea for a thread?


Got it? Good. So let's give it a try...

A: Yeah, but I just can't help myself

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Do you like jumping off buildings?

So... is that it?

 

[sh0kr0k]

So... is that it?

^I'll make this your "answer"..

Q: What did you say after sex last night?

Then once you ask the question, you post another answer..

A: $4.50

 

[Curufin]

Q: Hey baby, how much?

A: We were naked, riding a dinosaur!

 

[sh0kr0k]

Q: What were you and Matt doing in your hotel room when I walked in??

A: Red balloons filled with hellium!

 

[Pessimism]

Q: What are those floating things Pennywise is always plaing with?


Answer: I can't believe you put it in your ass

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: Oh I'm sorry, was that YOUR toothbrush?

A: Of course I do!

 

[entanglement]

Q. Do you do that often?

A. About 5 of them.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Q: how many chicks gave you head last nigh ?

A: No,I couldn’t give a fuck less !

 

[Tubbs]

Oh, I see how it works.

Q: Do you like to fondle little boys?

A: It's not my fault!!!

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Q: Why is there fire and brimstone spouting from that squirrel's vagina?

A: Delicious

 

[Tubbs]

Q: How do Rocky Mountain Oysters taste?

A: Only on Sunday.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Do you like to fuck people over every day or what!?


A. That creep scares me shitless

 

[Tubbs]

Q: What do you think of Bill Cosby?

A: No! I hate doing that all the time!!!11one

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Q: You actually enjoy being an asshole all day long ?

A: Yes,it is pink and it also smells like dead meat !
Let me see you handle this one

 

[Tubbs]

Q: So, are these the characteristics of this rotting corpse? :Smug:

A: I suppose, but only if I'm on the bottom!

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Q: So, are these the characteristics of this rotting corpse? :Smug:

Pink !

Q: How about a sex sandwich ?

A: No thenx,I just had some !

 

[entanglement]

Q: Does a big pile of homosexual men one on top of the other.. face down.. excite you?

A: He's a nice person.

[edit]Damn, beat me to it[/edit]

Nemesis_Ixix:

Q: Would you like a gay orgy with every male in the country involved?

A: He's a nice person.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: What do you think of Saddam?

A: SHUT THE HELL UP

Pink !

Excyooze me StOoPuD, but last time I checked, rotting corpses can be pink in hue. MEGA FAIL.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. You know, I like, totally thought this was going to be, like, you know, totally awesome; but then like, tiffany's mother came, and I was just like "hello, like, couldn't you be more calm about this?" and she was like "like shut the fuck up kristy". And like, ohmygod I swear Tubbs, I was like just, like omg ready to cry!


A. yes, but don't tell tubbs!