Random Gay and Lying Thread

[Hylian]

hey Joonas u fit in this thread. "Random Gay" part anyway

ROTFL!

 

[Elysian893]

gay and lying? well i'd be gay and lying if i said "the new bodom album kicks ass!"

 

[Bastard child]

Q: What is the meaning of life and why was Alexi even born?

A: cuz alexi chill out
Q:Why joonas exist?

 

[Lanterns]

Alexi was born to be photoshopped into Maybelline ads! And to be cute, short, funny, and buck-toothed. And last but not least, to play the guitar...and to SPIT.

And Joonas was probably born to be an annoying asshole.

 

[Heavenscent]

A: Because his parents forgot the condoms

Q: Why does Bastard Child write in steno?

 

[Bastard child]

oh sorry

 

[-Gavin-]

A: He's Canadian.

Q: Why is he canadian?

 

[Hylian]

A: He's Canadian.

Q: Why is he canadian?

A: Because he's GAY AND LYING!

Q: Why did Joonas Lehtonen join UM?

 

[-Gavin-]

A: Cause he's finnish and they suck

Q: Why haven't you entered the metalism comp?

 

[Hylian]

A: Cause he's finnish and they suck

Q: Why haven't you entered the metalism comp?

A: I already did.

Q: Where's my Battleheart (size S) tshirt?

 

[-Gavin-]

A: We only make them in real sizes, not your pussy small.

Q: ....up ye.

 

[Heavenscent]

A: ...mothabitchez!

Q: when can we expect new Battleheart songs or a demo?

 

[-Gavin-]

A: probably not till xmas or next year....

Q: aye...

 

[Turbo]

A: I have two
Q: Whiskey or Vodka?

 

[Peti]

A: Vodka
Q: What day is today ? *having hangover*

 

[Turbo]

A:Monday
Q: Can we pin this thread?

 

[Confusion]

A:Monday
Q: Can we pin this thread?

A: No but we can pin you :Smug:
Q: What do i smell in here?

 

[gaz]

A: Because he's GAY AND LYING!
Q: Why is Hylian bumping old threads ?

 

[Turbo]

A: Because he's GAY AND LYING!
Q: why do you want to pin me ?

 

[Phish]

A: cause the new ones suck
Q: why do they suck?