A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What's the most f'd up sequence of elevator floor buttons you've ever seen?

A: He used an ice-pop!

 

[gatedropper]

Q: What's the most f'd up sequence of elevator floor buttons you've ever seen?

hahaha! That is the Fibonacci numbers!

A: He used an ice-pop!

How did the dude that lit his farts cool off?

A. In the Rectory Basement.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: where did professor plum kill him with the knife?

A: it was a used pair of socks.

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: What was left in his pockets?

A: I didn't even notice them playing.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: how about those kids in the middle of the road?

A: I'm Bill Gates. So there.

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: You really think you're the richest man on earth?

A: Yes, and by the way it sucks!

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: You were just telling me about your new vaccum?

A: There's nothing THAT hairy!

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: Didn't I tell you that when she took off her undies it looked like she had a bush between her tighs?

A: I went but no body was there.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: tell me about your "happy place"

A: it's going to explode on monday.

 

[gatedropper]

Hey doc, I took viagra on Sat. night so how long will this erection last?


A. You don't see that every day.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Was that a 300 man wearing a pink tu-tu?

A: If it was up your ass you'd know it!

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: Were's the fire?

A: Aaww,it's hiding..

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What do I say to my member in cold water?

A: NO FUCKING WAY!

 

[gatedropper]

What did Miss Muffet say when she was only served Curds?


A. You stand over there and close your eyes.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What does your dad tell you to do before he shoots your mom in the face?

A: Eating a few crickets.

 

[gatedropper]

^
Q.These country hicks sure have strange habits, what's Bubba over there doing?

A. Slicker than donkey shit on a door knob.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: How about that new sex lubricant?

A: Don't stick that there!

 

[gatedropper]

Q. How about that new sex lubricant!

A. I should have known better.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: How about we elect little Bush for president?

A: Anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die scares the hell out of me!

 

[gatedropper]

Q. Is your girlfriend on her period again?

a. My ex-wife had one just like that.