Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[Pessimism]

Q. Have you seen my sister's ashes?

A. Why do you always have to ask that?

 

[Tubbs]

Q: What is 10 + 10?!?!?!?!?

A: Mine are blue.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. What color are your balls Tubbs?

A. Well, I can definately tell you where NOT to put that!

 

[Pђoenix]

Q. So where can I put this flaming sword I found?

A. An Inflatable hammer

 

[Pessimism]

Q. What's that in your pants?

A. I agree with you ten-fold.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Should we commit genocide? I think we should.

A: Only five left!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. so uh...you met your goal yet?

A. "take uh...those boots of...they're uh...a little bit, gothic."

 

[entanglement]

Q: What did the pope say in his speech last christmas?

A: When you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!! *clap clap*

 

[xenophobe]

Q: When you're about to climax, what do you say?

A: It didn't quite go down like I thought...

 

[Pђoenix]

Q: How was that salsa sandwich?

A: I was thinking of taking it down town

 

[Killbot]

Q: What are you doing with that flaming cross and KKK costume?

A: In the hospital.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Q: Where did you put my infant son?

A: Because your parents are dead.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. why do you keep on calling me an orphan?!?

A. i needed it by Friday!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Q. Hey governor, I finally got a supply of gas masks for that city downwind of the chemical spill - do you want it delivered now?

A. Oh fuck, we're doomed...

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Dude...Tarja gave birth to two Finnish Hitler's!

A. I'm sorry I ate your chocolate squirrel

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Q. Fuck, this bear's going to eat us, and I don't have any food left in my backpack to distract him; what happened to my chocolate squirrel??!!

A. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my life.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. so, i hear some people like to listen to Therion - Birth of Venus Illegitima at 10:05 on Tuesday. whats your opinion on this?

A. theyre off saving fish eggs.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What could I say to really confuse my opponent in a titty twister contest?

A: Holy botanical ball sacs Batman!

 

[Valerie]

Q: What did Robin say when he saw a transvestite Ivy?

A: No, no, that doesn't fit in there!

 

[Valerie]

Q: What did Robin say when he saw a transvestite Ivy?

A: No, no, that doesn't fit in there!