Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[Pessimism]

Q. Should we ban Hypocrisy?

A. Yeah, I'll let you borrow it...just don't tongue it like last time!!

 

[entanglement]

Q: Can I borrow that icecream cone till its finished?

A: Haha, sure thing. Consider it yours.

 

[Black Core]

Q: Can I have everything your entire cd collection?

A: No! That's a chicken

 

[Killbot]

Q: I've got this lump on my balls, I think it might be a tumour, can you check if it is?

A: I'd rather my limbs stayed attached to my body.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Hey, would you like to go out with my sister?

A. Why, it was called "Scathing Tractarianism Immortalizing the Beheading of Christ"!

 

[Tubbs]

Q: What was the black metal version of that Justin Timberlake song again?

A: I only think on occasion.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. so what do you think?

A. its set to power three at the moment.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. So...is that phaser set to....sexy?

A. Oh yeah, you know I like it that way.

 

[entanglement]

Q: How do you like your chicken?

A: I can't afford it, so... my glasses.. I guess.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Can you give me the lint in your pocket? If not, then your incredibly expensive glasses.

A: Have a bucket.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Can you hand me anything??? ANYTHING AT ALL?!?!?


A. I'm gonna asplode chunkies overs yew!

 

[entanglement]

Q: They say you're insane. Is that true?

A: Cucumbers aren't juicy enough.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Would you like some of this tasty cucumber?

A. May I have some of your tasty drink, to wash down this tasty burger?

 

[entanglement]

Q: Gimme a ridiculous question, now!

A: Why certainly! I think I have 2 of those.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Do you have any nuclear missiles?

A: I'll take the one on the right.

 

[entanglement]

Q: I have two gay friends who recently god seperated. They're pretty desperate. What do you suggest?

A: No!!

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Can I have some cookies please???

A: I don't think I like your tone.

 

[entanglement]

Q: Do you like my new cellphone?

A: Kerry has a bigger one.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: WOAH!!! Is your left hand really THAT HUGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

A: Only in Jamaica.

 

[Pђoenix]

Q. where can I find a mutated chimp with physical disabilities these days?
A. In a box , under my bed.