Q&A thread

[nafnikufesin]

A: Gandalf

Q: Favorite Xman?

 

[MichiMikey]

A. Halle (smokin') Berry


Q. Love Boat or Fantasy Island?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: De plane! De plane!

Q: Favorite Three's Company character?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Mrs. Roper

Q: Laverne or Shirley?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Shirley

Q: The Munsters or the Addams Family?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Munsters - I have the Mom's autograph somewhere

Q: Would you do Marilyin on the Munsters? Hell I'd do the Mom

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A: I find the man-eating smoking stair pretty sexy. I´d drop my speedos for that one.

Q: What do you call a person who conducts sexual acts with furnitures or house interiors?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: A really horny 13yr old or a chair fucker

Q: What do you call a person who uses socks or other clothing to do the same thing?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: DarbydDad

Q: What are your plans for the weekend?

 

[MyHatred]

A: DarbydDad

Q: What are your plans for the weekend?

A: I'm going to the bar tonight to catch this wicked Pink Floyd tribute band and drink $1.25 PBR's

Q: Why did your answer make me laugh so hard

 

[DarbysDad]

A: He caught me in the act

Q: Are the $1.25 PBR's longnecks, draft or cans?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Stubbies

Q: Should I go to bed?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A: Stubbies

Q: Should I go to bed?

A: You are a grown man. You can stay up a bit longer.

Q: Should I skip breakfast and go running instead?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: But breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Q: Is it ironic to state that when I slept through breakfast myself?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A: Indeed it is.

Q: What do we get for 10 dollars?

NP: They´re taking the hobbits to Isengard.

 

[stomp224]

A:10 of what that dude in robocop is buying.
Q:if i leave my contact lenses in will they fuse to my eylids?

 

[remington69]

A. No, but I know someone who ripped their cornea trying to take out overdried lenses. She had to wear an eye patch for a while.

Q. Why aren't more people becoming pirates nowadays?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: They will after Jim Tracy turns them around

Q: Speaking of Pirates did you hear about the guys running a strip club in an RV at Tampa Bay Bucaneer games?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: No, but Ottawa had a Mardi Gras promotion for their football games this year, essentially where women would flash their breasts to win $1000

Q: What's your favorite synonym for "breasts"?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Titties, Boobs etc.

Q: Do you like Britney's boobs in the other thread?