Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Not that we need another long thread, but here's a silly one to try anyway...it's basically like the Q&A thread, only in reverse. You write the answer, and somebody else picks a question that's fits the answer.

For example:

A: No, it's stupid

(And you reply...)

Q: Isn't this a great idea for a thread?


Got it? Good. So let's give it a try...

A: It won't last long.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: How long do you think this will last?

A: Star Wars Cereal.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Where did George Lucas make his first mistake?

A: Ferrets

 

[Jax]

Q. What is a cute animal that got way overused here?

A. Pizza and steak.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the worst thing that's ever come out of your nose when you laughed?

A: Yes, but not today

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: Will you show us your naked pics?

A: I like stuff

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like stuff or naked pics?

A: A chicken ready to fly.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What was your last sexual fanasy about?

A: I would say, but then I'd have to blush.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Will you tell us what you look like?

A: Dropping out of an airplane.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What's the last you've see human waste doing?

A. Creepy Crawlers

 

[xenophobe]

Q: The last thing you found in your underwear?


A: It was extrememly painful!

 

[Jax]

Q. What happened when you tried tattooing yourself with a steak knife and some ball point pen ink?

A. Man, what a stench!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What was it like the last time you washed your dishes?

A: It makes me feel queasy.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think of all the ferret pics on this board?

A: Forty-two

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

A: I would have to say, hell YES!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you ever french kiss a dog?

A: I really shouldn't answer that question.


BTW nice pick-up on the Douglas Adams reference

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Have you ever had sex with farm animals?

A: It's okay, everyone still likes you.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Should I have told everyone that xenophobe also loves farm animals?

A: All of the above

 

[Jax]

Q. Is this place full of A. perverts, B. complete deviants, or C. people who just like to have fun?

A. Only during a full moon.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you like things stuck up your ass?

A: You should really ask NaTaSMAI that question.