Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's that in your underwear?

A: False

 

[NaTaSMAI]

A: You are NOT in love with Xenophobe, true or false?

Q: I can't Miss Cleo has taken over my bed.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Originally posted by nafnikufesin
Q: What's that in your underwear?

I was gonna put the same thing, you beat me to it.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Can you take off those Zeanra's handcuffs and get out of bed?

A: That hurts my feelings

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Zeanra said you were nice, do you like that?

A: NaTaSMAI won't let me!

 

[Jax]

Q. Did you shower today?

A. Only if it's stormy outside.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Would you have sex with Michael Jackson?

A: Only if I were decapitated.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you let me use your head as a soccer ball?

A: xenophobe farted

 

[Rusty]

Q: Do you smell something??

A: 42

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How many times did you pee yourself last month?

A: It's where you left it.

 

[Jax]

Q. Where the heck is my Vintersorg cd?

A. That's easy..a buffalo.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Where do "buffalo wings" come from?

A: You know, you really shouldn't do that.

 

[Jax]

Q. Can I run that guy over with a bulldozer?

A. Not likely..more like king sized.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Have I got a small member??

A: Please don't do that.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: I want to send you $200,000 in cash, is that okay?


A: Whenever I wiggle my nose.

 

[Rusty]

Q: How do your friends tell if you wanna go pee-pee??

A: A sponge-toaster.

 

[Jax]

Q. This sponge cake is undercooked, what can I use to fix that?

A. Big hairy feet.

 

[Lhorian]

A: What's the most appaling of a mans body.

Q: Being on top of a mountain.

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: What's the best place to have sex?

Q: Too late

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Why don't you fix the Q/A in your post?

A: So that's why my ass itches!