Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: Favorite song?

A: Bill gates

 

[Taliesin]

Q: The person responsable for all this shit?

A: sometimes...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you fantasize that you're a woman when you're having sex?

A: All of the above

 

[Jax]

Q. Do you prefer men or women?

A. Man, how can you even ask that!

 

[Taliesin]

Q: Want to see me naked?

A: not anymore...

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you often run around naked?

A: Having to puke afterwards

 

[Taliesin]

Q: What don't you like about being pissdrunk?

A: Hmmm yeah, once in a while, why not?

 

[nØthing]

Q. Would you ever have sex with a moose?

A. But he started it!

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you quit molesting that moose?

A. Sheep, pizza, and dominoes.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What's your idea of a perfect date?

A: That tickles!!

 

[Jax]

Q. What happens if I stick this candle right......there?

A. Naah, a cat would work better than a dog.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Ever stuff a dog in your pants?

A: Twisted Sister

 

[Jax]

Q. What band had the biggest influence on how you dress today?

A. A cup of coffee and a quart of motor oil.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What do you use for shampoo?

A. I ran him over with my car.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q:What was your initial reaction when you saw that clown startto break-dance?

A: This will most likely be my last post, seeing I'm headed off to the Air Force Basic Training

 

[Silver Raven]

Q. What did you say on your last day of freedom?

A. My stomach hurts from all this drinking.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What did Egbert The Fish say to Humperdink The Other Fish while swimming in the fish bowl?

A: Not for all the musical bliss in the world...

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Rhapsody.....

A: A thing that will suck in all eternity..(?)

 

[Ziller]

Q: What would a mad scientist with a vacuum cleaner fetish create, to destroy the world with?

A: A van full of retards

 

[Taliesin]

Q: What's 10 teachers stuffed in a car?

A: I'd let someone else do it...