Q&A thread

A: Everyone was still checking off on Britney's tit's whether they liked them or not.

Q: How come the year I get a flu shot I've already caught two colds?
 
DarbysDad said:
A: Everyone was still checking off on Britney's tit's whether they liked them or not.

Q: How come the year I get a flu shot I've already caught two colds?
Because God Hates you.
What's Jesus's Middle name? I know it starts with an "H".