Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you wanna make your girlfriend happy?

A: only in weekends

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: How often do you pick your nose?
A: Not that I'd remember.

 

[Taliesin]

Q: Have you ever french-kissed?

A: I got used to it

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Doesn't it hurt when KPR gives it to you up the arse?

A: I am indifferent on that matter.

 

[Taliesin]

A: chocolates or a pudding...?

Q: He's always so funny...

 

[Cyclonus]

Q: Corey from Slipknot said he is a genius, what do you reckon about that!?

A: Yes, but only if it is wet, orange, slightly rough to touch, and definitely indoors, because you have to watch out for the attacking native guntishmen... (hah... can someone reply to that?)

 

[Jax]

Can we ask wtf guntishmen are first?

 

[nØthing]

Originally posted by Soilworker
A: Yes, but only if it is wet, orange, slightly rough to touch, and definitely indoors, because you have to watch out for the attacking native guntishmen... (hah... can someone reply to that?)

Q. Can you substitute your penis with this baby carrot? (hah...I replied )

A. Turn left, go up stairs, strait down the hallway, and open the door on your right.

 

[Jax]

Q. Where the hell is the bathroom?

A. The time you usually wake up on the weekend.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What would an incorrect answer be for this question?

A: Headbutting

 

[Jax]

Q. What are those idiots on that message board over there doing?

A. Not if you paid me a million dollars.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Would go come over here to go out with me?

A: Leather and latex

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you wear under your work clothes?

A: Ham and pineapple

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What do you use for stuffing in your underware?

A: Only 17 laps to go.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: When does your tongue cramp during cunnilingus?

A: Edmonton

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's the worst city to live if you like ham and pineapple?

A: I just ran out of answers.

 

[Jax]

Q. Why don't you answer the question?

A. Saturday at 5am sharp.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: When did my wife wake me up to take her to the hospital with false labor?

A: One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What did you order in the hospital-bar?

A: Meeting Cadaveria

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Where were you last night?

A: Your mother