Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: Why are you sitting on a hedgehog?

A: live-roleplay

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How did you learn about the birds and the bees from your parents?

(ooooooh)

A: Not this time

 

[nØthing]

Q. Do you get your annual enima soon?

A. A can of gasoline, a lighter, and a super-soaker

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How did you play with your last pet?


A: It's been bitten several times.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What happened to your ass?
A: Leather.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What are your handcuffs made of?

A: Espresso

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you use for your enemas?

A: Six feet of garden hose, a gorilla, and a hammer

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What did you dream about when you dreamt your greatest sexual fantasy?

A: There is no right answer for that question

 

[xenophobe]

Q: If you told me that I told you that you had been told something I had said, would you know that what I said to have repeated to you would be what you know that I have said that it could be that if you knew that I had responded for you to confirm, to which, I would have been indirectly responsible for that what you do now think, but are not sure?

A: I can't wait to do it again!!!!

 

[Taliesin]

Q: How do you feel about sex with animals?

A: Every time!

btw: That thread rules, it's way more funny

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: How about some spanking?
A: Yes please.

This IS a lot funnier

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you like to hear a 24 hour Barry Manilow marathon?

A. Only if you go first.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Can I pour chocolate on your tushie and spank you with a licorice whip?

A: Yes, that's one of my secret talents!

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you masturbate with a cheese grater?

A. Ewww that's disgusting!

 

[Taliesin]

Q: Want to see Xeno naked...?

A: Not so bloody likely...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How is your tampon right now?

A: Yes, but only if you do it, too

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Are you going to jump up and down while standing on your head?

A: No, but I'd give it to my roommate

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you give your girlfriend herpes?

A: "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's a movie you like because you behave like one of the key-characters in that movie?

A: 22:33 GMT

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: When is the world going to end?

A: Oops, I did it again