A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[gatedropper]

What did God say when You showed up at the pearly gates with two hookers and a mexican yard man?

My evil twin.

 

[TB666]

Q: Who is that ??


A: He paints his horns red

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What did the trumpet player do to add color to his dull military routine?

A: That is just not acceptable.

 

[gatedropper]

Q. Did that bull just gore that poor runner to death?


A. A little light in the loafers if you ask me.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Can you please describe Andy Dick?

A: Caffene is almighty.

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: What do you think about it?

A:He was running around naked in public.

 

[gatedropper]

Q: Where's grandpa?

A: Too bad she showed us the whole thing.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: How about Mrs. Whiticars colostomy scar?

A: That's just alot of ink.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q:How would most artists describe a squid's defence mechanisms?

A: Everyone...but those 2 recalcitrants.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Who get's the food?

A: I didn't even realize dismemberment was an available option.

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: Didn't they say that as a last resort they were going to chop him into 4 parts?

A: It looked like someone ran him over.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What would I like someone to say about George W?

A: That's not true!!!

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: Didn't you claim she raped you?

A: It was hard to let go.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What did the hooker say to the guy?

A: Well I'll be a sonuvabitch!

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: Wasn't it obvious that he was gay?

A: Yes, but it was a long way back.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Was his body found in the woods?

A: Crikey!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: How would you describe that big croc over there?

A: 'Twas a slight miscalculation.

 

[Falconspirit]

Q: Why did he shoot the wrong target?

A: I found them trapped in a piggybank.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Where did you hide the kids?

A: Let's test the paint for lead.

 

[gatedropper]

You really want you and me to eat these paint scrapings?

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