A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[TB666]

Q: What would a anti-greek person say ??


A: Sticking rats.

 

[Incendiare]

Q: What would an example of an incomplete and nonsensical sentence be?

A: I live in a house down the street.

 

[TB666]

Q:Where do you live ??

A: Jackpot

 

[Incendiare]

Q: Dear Diary?

A: Asshats.

 

[TB666]

Q: What is a very weird word ??


A: You blow

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

A: No thank you..

 

[TB666]

Q: Want this cookie ??


A: I can't reach

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: What is the speed of dark?

A: Don't you dare...

 

[TB666]

Q: May I touch your bum ??


A: Very soft

 

[Incendiare]

Q: How does your hair feel?

A: Fuck salt.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What does my wife say when I ask for sex after I piss her off?

A: That's incredible!

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: What do you say after you pissed off your wife asking her for sex

A: Touche..

 

[gatedropper]

Who isn't having sex with your wife?

The Blame Game.

 

[TB666]

Q: What seems to be a boring game ??


A: Excuse me

 

[chris-o-fer]

A: A common term if you flatulate in someones general direction.

Q: Who doesn't have the new "Between the Buried and Me" cd?

 

[TB666]

hehe chris are you alright ??

Q: What is bad manners ??


A: Pasta

 

[gatedropper]

What stuff would you like to see two beautiful girls,in bikinis, wrestling in?

Yea, I shave there too.

 

[TB666]

Q: Toes, arms and fingers ??


A: Go back to your turnips

 

[gatedropper]

What did the manager at Hot Topic say when Bob the farmer applied for a job?

45,000,000,000.

 

[TB666]

Q: What monthly salary do you want ??


A: So, it has come to this