A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What was the main complaint spoken during a Bon Jovi concert?

A: ALL HAIL SUMMONING.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: What was it the captain screamed to his crew,while sinking?

A: Never again..

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What two words kinda sound like song lyrics?

A: A burrito, and a bucket of sour cream!

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: What makes you run fast to the toilet?..

A: bikini babes..

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What is the point of Baywatch?

A: Cheerios

 

[TB666]

Q: What breakfast cereal spells the word ooo ??

A: Look kids, a deer.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What's the most obvious statement one could make during a deer-hunting expedition?

A: I want to see that again in slow motion.

 

[TB666]

Q: What is the nr. 1 thing guys say when watching baywatch ??


A: Tit

 

[Incendiare]

Q: In the song "Girl" by the Beatles, what is the word that they secretly sing in the background during the verses?

A: I think I am going to cry.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What is most popular reaction to hearing that ANOTHER 'war on...' has been inititated by President Bush?

A: That's too close to call.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: What did the guy say to the guy next to him ??

A: Been there,done that..

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Paris hilton say when they showed her a book with kinky sex positions ??

A: Nose

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: Which part become very looonnngggg if your name is pinocchio...

A: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia..

 

[TB666]

Q: Which word is a nightmare to spell ??

A: Bum

 

[Incendiare]

Q: What is another word for hobo?

A: When you have no one, no one can hurt you.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What are your thoughts in a pessismitic veiw?

A: A baby turd.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What is the quickest and most effective remedy for a blocked nose?

A: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, you cheap, lazy bastard!

 

[TB666]

Q: What will someone never says to me ??

A: Put your hand there and scratch it

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: what WILL i say to tb instead?

A: it's a hunk of junk.

 

[TB666]

Q: What is the bible ??


A: I did it