A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[Lhorian]

Q: What is the first full sentence your kid will make?

A: I told you too keep that to yourself!

 

[TB666]

Q: What would you say if I told you what I did the last time I went to the bathroom ??


A: Woohoo

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: what is homer simpson's favorite term?

A: well, that's just freaking incredible!

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Q: Ever seen an angel with a temper tantrum?..

A: Damnit this is hard...

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: Ever play with a rubix cube?

A: "Holy buttered toast, Batman!"

 

[TB666]

Q: What did the pope order Batman to get ??


A: My nipples explode with delight

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: what is the last thing i would expect tomas to say?

A: it's all about the noodles.

 

[TB666]

Q: What's best about chinese food ??


A: Half-life

 

[Incendiare]

Q: What formula does one need to find the exponential decay of radioactive material?

A: Because I stole your car.

 

[TB666]

Q: Why are you dead ??


A: Shake that thing

 

[Incendiare]

Q: What does Tomas say as he watches his avatar?

A: Ich bin crack.

 

[TB666]

Q: Can you say something in german ??


A: oh so that is what it's for.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: The relationship between deoderant, and my armpit.

A: Puddles of goo

 

[TB666]

Q: What is the new meal they offer at Macdonalds ??

A: Booty is always nice

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What do two old men fishing remeniss about from the good old days.

A: Is that so, Captain Obvious.

 

[TB666]

Q: Did you know that Keanu Reeves have no acting skills what so ever ??


A: Huzzah

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What's a word I have no idea what the definition is?

A: Let's go donate sperm!

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Jenna haze say to Aurora Snow ??

A: Sweet spot

 

[Incendiare]

Q: What is the term used for the area of the nose where people want to get a septum piercing so it doesn't hurt?

A: Only because they told me to do it.

 

[TB666]

Q: Why do you draw breath ??

A: ah my hair