A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What was the type of surface you last, you know, on?

A: Incoherent drivel...and lots of it!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Who is Lars Ulrich?

A: Now, I'll love you forever and ever.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: My 2nd cousin Johnny is bored shitless in Ontario for the next few days, I need you to pick him up and keep him entertained. How soon will you be leaving to go get him?

A: .45 fluid ounces.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What is the combined volume of the regional actor's guild's talent factor?

A: I would swirl it before putting it back in.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: How can I keep my baked penne from sticking to the pan?

A: Floor it, close your eyes, and just let go!

 

[Captain Beard]

Q.What is the catch phrase of "Thelma and Louise: The Porno!" ?

A. 85 feet and in 13 pieces.

 

[TB666]

Q: What is the lastest fad in dildo design ??


A: For the glory of Virginia.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What are you fighting for?

A: I told you I'm not interested... so fuck off!

 

[manuelgv]

Q: So do you wanna buy some crack?

A: No, you are indeed stupid.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Do you think I'm an idiot?

A: I'm so tired.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Why are you yawning?

A: Sex is better when it's rough

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say after he had sex with a cactus ??



A: She can not be saved.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Should we send a search party out to inhibit Rotten Doll's latest photographical masterpiece?

A: I would like to think she was generously endowed in that area

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Is it true that your "girlfriend" actually has a little penis?

A: What ever you do, don't turn around.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Profanity say to his victim as he was getting undressed?

A: I just don't wanna be with you anymore... so please just fuck off!

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Why did you dump me?

A: Just a big hard log

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What was the cause of my excruciating anal-pain?

A: Lucious stomach chunks.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What's so dead sexy about fat bastard?

A: I've seen worse.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What do you think I say when I look in the mirror?

A: Compared to you, the Sun couldn't radiate enough warmth to thaw a frozen heart.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Johnny say to me last night?

A: It's chowda!!!