A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all · Apr 19, 2004

Q: so how did you pull up from that night of drinkin ?

A:the more the merrier

Ethereal Sage · Apr 19, 2004

Q: Mind-melding?

A: Funnier than a frog in a sock.

i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all · Apr 19, 2004

Q:so what did you think of my modeling photo's ?

A: ahhhhh... if only the had pee wee hockey when i was a lad.

Ethereal Sage · Apr 19, 2004

Q: This mindless child-violence is a good idea, isn't it?

A: If you think it's healthy.

~Zeanra~ · Apr 19, 2004

Q: Can Mr. T shove an empty Malibu bottle up your arse?

A: In a paper bag.

Ethereal Sage · Apr 19, 2004

Q: Where should I hide all of your clothes when you're having a shower?

A: You're such a smart little cookie, aren't you *dripping sarcasm*

~Zeanra~ · Apr 19, 2004

Q: What's your line when trying to get a woman interested in you?
A: Two weeks ago.

Ethereal Sage · Apr 19, 2004

Q: When did you start thinking up that sarcastic question?

A: Do your worst!

chris-o-fer · Apr 19, 2004

Q: What was the last words before they inserted the suppository?

A: That is just retarded.

TB666 · Apr 19, 2004

Q: Is opeth the best band ever ??

A: That was some meal.

GILBERTO · Apr 20, 2004

Q: why did u fart in my face during sex?

A: hiding my hands behind my back

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 20, 2004

Q: What the hell are you doing?

A: I was just driving along until they pulled me over.

GILBERTO · Apr 21, 2004

Q: you idiot, what on earth were you doing getting yourself involved in a speed chase?

A: ask my mother

TB666 · Apr 21, 2004

Q: Are you a product of incest ??

A: Shit.

manuelgv · Apr 21, 2004

Q: What does profanity eat?

A: It was tough but I did it anyway.

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 21, 2004

Q: How did you manage to sit through all those crappy nu "metal" bands until Metallica came on stage?

A: Because that bastard stole my car!

TB666 · Apr 21, 2004

Q: Why did you sodomize that guy ??

A: Let's have fun with bombs.

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 21, 2004

Q: What did Osama say to all his party guests?

A: That wasn't really nice.

bobvex · Apr 21, 2004

Q - why did you just cut my fingers off?

A - dumptruck

TB666 · Apr 21, 2004

Q: Where does Profånity live ??

A: Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane.