A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[TB666]

Q: What is fire ??


A: I will kill him and his fucking wife.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Tommy say about his fellow mafia friend?

A: He was put to death by the village.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:where's Dad ?

A: if you find somewhere dark to do it nobody will see

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say to the christmas tree ??



A: Just give it a few pulls.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:look baby i want this too trust me but how the fuck do i get this damn bra strap undone?

A:hello father, we werent expecting you...

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Profanity say when his father walked in on him and his dog?

A: Un-fuckin'-believable!

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What did I scream when I wiped my ass and saw blood?

A: Crack feind

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What do you know about Tony Montana?

A: He got whacked.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What was the result of Spike dressing up as a pinyata? (sp?)

A: I like it like that.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Profanity say to the dead chicken he was about to rough up?

A: Eeeewwww!!!

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:what did profanity saywhen he went to do the same thing to the same chicken after he had left it in the sun for three weeks ?
@TB666 - that one was for you buddy. i fuckin hate spammers.

A: dont worry you wont feel a thing....... till i jam this down your throat!

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

Q: What kind of music writes lyrics like this?

A: Neo-Punk-Gore-Grind

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Has that genre-dart-board keep you entertained?

A: If you touch it here, you will gain amazing powers...or fall unconscious.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q: tell me about this "trouser snake" .......

A:Then the cops rocked up and everything was thrown way out of proportion.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: So what happened after you missed the bowl and pissed on the floor?

A: What? Me worry!?

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:so after the train hit you and you fell over the edge of that cliff into the camping site of that tribe of gipsy canibals, were you at all worried about what would happen to you ?

A:it felt pretty good on the way in, but on the way out......

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say when he had sex with an oak tree ???


A: Now that was spicy.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What would one say after scoring with any of the spice girls?

A: because it's natural.

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say when he got arrested in the woods ??



A: By the gods !!!!

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:what did my ex say when she first saw me with my pants around my ankles.
( a bit of ego stroking there but i got nothing else to do)

A:if only he wore boxershorts