A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:can i be fucked moving from infront of this computer ?

A:well ill need a microwave, a roll of electrical tape and a fork.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: Can you build a bomb with common household items?

A: 2 Gallons.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: How much did you cum?

A: I can't perform anymore

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:so when that girl asked you to take her up to your room you said ?

A:it hurts, but it hurts sooooooooo good!

 

[TB666]

Q: What happens when you put salt on your wounds ??


A: I have had sex with Euronymous.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Q~Why do you look so queer?

A~No, that was him.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Was that you who throw that orange at me?

A: I'm not liking your crazy ideas.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Do you think rabbits wuth rockets strapped to their backs would get this party started?

A: That's what you get for being you!

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say after he raped a pine tree ??



A:Blood, guts and more blood.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What are the annual election promises comprised of?

A: Only if put between two slices of bread.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Do you like eating liver?

A: Blue.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: Have you ever had any unusual colour feces?

A: No, anything but that!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Are you the...brain...specialist?!

A: Only in a group.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Do you walk around naked?

A: Judas Priest.

 

[Arch]

Q: Which band should quit doing music?

A: The Rolling Stones.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Which band should've quit making music a long time ago?

A: Some are born to endless night.

 

[Arch]

Q: What's an example of a prententious lyric?

A: Anal sex.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did George Bush really want from Saddam Hussein?

A: Boring.

 

[TB666]

Q: What did you think of Opeth ??


A: I see land.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did the people on the ship say?

A: Hot.