A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say to his wooden doll ??


A: Stop sucking on it.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Sorath say to Profanity?

A: That was a night to remember.

 

[TB666]

Q. What did profånity say to his wooden dolls after having sex with them ??



A: It is coming this way.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Do you see the tornado?

A: You're just not my type.

 

[TB666]

Q: What did profånity say to the palm tree ??



A: That was a good one.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Q: What did your mom say right before I kissed her goodnight?

A: That is utterly repulsive.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: Will you hold my colostomy bag?

A: 1955

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:what year did most of the movie "Back To The Future" take place in ?

A:im sorry, im very flattered but its just not my thing.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: DO you want to have sex with that girl?


A: of course manuel and sunlapse are dating!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Is Manuel off the market?

A: For the last goddamned time... NO!!!

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: Can Sorath see your nipples?

A: Sometimes, it depends on the situation.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Do you enjoy watching goatse?
A: Not even if I'd get paid.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q: would you walk around your local shopping centre wearing a chicken suit?

A: i swear she said she was 16!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did R. Kelly tell the cops?

A: A French Vanilla Capaccino and a Boston Cream donut.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:what did you eat for breakfast?

A:Metal, Candles, a rug infront of a fire and wearing nothing but a smile

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What is your idea of the perfect date?

A: Not even if Johnny Depp personally asked me to.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: Can Sorath see your nipples?

A: At least $50.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:Would you stand waiting in a cabin with metal, candles, a rug infront of a fire and wearing nothing but a smile ?

A: if you book them, they will come

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Will Deicide finally play a gig in Toronto?

A: We gotta hide quick, we can't let them find us here.

 

[TB666]

Q: What did Profånity say to the chicken ??


A: It dangles in the wind