A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What does that bell do?

A: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:Where are your pants!?! Where are my pants!?! And how did a goat get into my parents room ?

A:i didnt come this far to be stopped by a bunch of genetically mutated chickens!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Why don't we just turn back?

A: I only said yes because I didn't want to hurt your feelings... otherwise I could care less about you.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Why did you say I could see your nipples?

A: Stick a broom up his ass!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What should I do when Sorath's buggin' me?

A: It wasn't a dream... it was a nightmare!

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Was Sorath all naked and poking his ass last night?

A: Only death will set us free

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: When will this torment end?

A: I'd rather be dead.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Would you have kinky sex with Sorath?


A: She was pissing me off so I fucked her

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Well what did you do to the poor girl?

A: He was cheating on her with her brother.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: What was xeno doing there?

A: He jumped off the building wearing nothing but a smile.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Profanity do this morning?

A: They don't even deserve a record deal better yet a music video.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Korn?

A: The dog came and took a shit on her head.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What happened to her hair?

A: I'm going to bed. Goodnight, Manuel.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Are you staying late tonite Maiden?

A: Yes.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Do you love me?

A: Black.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: What color is your pussy hair?

A: She takes it up the ass.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: What does that guy's Mom do with all that stuff she buy's on e-Bay?

A: Dijon mustard, garlic, and a touch of lemon juice.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: What's the best phormula to scare off vampires?

A: I would gladly help you but I won't.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: I'm bleeding prufusely, will you cauterise the wound for me?

A: Not today.

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Wanna buy some crack?

A: Right around the corner there's bitches and hos