A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

TB666 · Apr 17, 2004

Q:What did the pine tree say to the oak tree about Profånity ??

A: He is on drugs I tell ya.

Ethereal Sage · Apr 17, 2004

Q: What is stopping Hearse from becoming the all-purpose super hero stud that he feels he is?

A: Elementary, my fine young lady friend.

i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all · Apr 17, 2004

Q:so how did you decide who to talk to out of me and all my hot metal listening to girlfriends?
(again with the ego stroking)

A:about ten minutes.

Abbey Normal · Apr 17, 2004

Q: How long can you go without blinking?

A: Infants, elderly, and the infirm.

i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all · Apr 17, 2004

Q:who starts crying whenever i enter the room.

A: if you put a bit of cheese in it it will taste fine .

Abbey Normal · Apr 17, 2004

Q: My Quattro Fromaggio doesn't taste right.

A: 11:25 AM

i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all · Apr 17, 2004

Q: how come your up so early ?

A: only a few more kilometres to go

Abbey Normal · Apr 17, 2004

Q: Are we there yet?... Are we there yet?... Are we there yet?... Are we there yet?

A: Shiggella.

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 17, 2004

Q: The what now?

A: Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.

Abbey Normal · Apr 17, 2004

Q: What are we going to do now that we have recovered from our Shiggella infection?

A: page 449.

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 17, 2004

Q: What page discusses life's values?

A: Lazy people.

Abbey Normal · Apr 17, 2004

Q: Who gets other people to get the job done?

A: Extremely!

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 17, 2004

Q: Is Sorath really that desperate and horny?

A: It's a horrible image.

i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all · Apr 18, 2004

Q: So what do you think of this pic of me in my ballet outfit ?

A: more painful than you can imagine.

TB666 · Apr 18, 2004

Q: What did Profånity say after he had sex with a cactus ??

A: FIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 18, 2004

Q: What did Profanity scream when he lit his hair with a lighter?

A: Because he's gay.

manuelgv · Apr 18, 2004

Q: Why did Profanity fuck the guy?

A: It was so damn painful and hard and big...

TB666 · Apr 18, 2004

Q: What did Profånity say after a redwood tree had analsex with him ??

A: Hearts on fire.

~metal_maiden~ · Apr 18, 2004

Q: What does your heart feel like when it's burning?

A: I'm soooooo bored.

Abbey Normal · Apr 18, 2004

Q: Why are you playing with matches?

A: Abdominal pain, vomiting, and bloody feces.