A&Q: The return of Jeopardy

[bobvex]

Q - would you llike to Get on the plane

A- enema

 

[TB666]

Q: What do you need to do before having anal sex ??



A: this is some high-tech shit.

 

[bobvex]

(you listened to "Jamming in new york" havent you)

Q - whats a seatbelt?

A - CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!!!!!!

 

[TB666]

(I can't remember what the movie was called but it wasn't that)
Q: what is a water landing ??



A: The seat can be used as a floatation device.

 

[bobvex]

(yeah, its jamming in new york, i need to get the video of that, i have the audio, let me guess, the ending goes like "Planet is fine, the PEOPLE are fucked")

Q - whats soft, buyant and is filled with beer farts

A - its called "The Scarf and Barf"

 

[manuelgv]

Q: What's the name of that bar where bobvex strips for men?

A: Die die die die bitch!!!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: How do you answer the phone when Fran Drescher calls you?

A: If you put them together, you get a psychadelic midget.

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:do you think in the next Austin Powers movie mini me and austin will have a kid ? i wonder what that would be like.

A:Wait! Guys! I fell on my keys!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: Are you coming or what???

A: Help!

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

Q:what was that sound coming from the boot of my car?

A: Not if you tied me up and dragged me there

 

[TB666]

Q: Would you go to an Opeth concert ??



A: Look honey, that man's ribcage is in the glove compartment.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What did Profanity say to his new groom?

A: I'd rather be homeless and without someone to love.

 

[chris-o-fer]

A: What do you say after a pick up line in a bar?

Q: Ten times the smell of putrid remains.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

^I think you've had a bit much to drink...Q and A back-to-front

Q: What's that heavy cloud in the fridge?

A: Cause uncle Lasse told me it was so!

 

[manuelgv]

Q: Why did you think the earth was flat?

A: That's just not right man

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Rum + bagpipes?

A: According to this, he's got some intelligence in him.

 

[TB666]

Q: What are the latest news about Varg ??



A: YYYYAAARRGGHH

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Q: What will happen if I push the red button?

A: Shut up you fat, bald headed oaf!!!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Do you glasses come with an in-built band-aid across the bridge?

A: For 4 gallons of beer and a moose.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Q: How much room is left in the boot?

A: Stainless steel and marble.