Q&A - Jeopardy style!
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Q: What was the first thing you said when you were made a "bitch" in prison?
A: She tipped the delivery guy extra for that.
A: She tipped the delivery guy extra for that.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Is it true your wife got more than she expected last time she ordered a pizza?
A: That's not exactly surprising, when you think about it.
A: That's not exactly surprising, when you think about it.
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Did you really spend over an hour plucking your nose hair today?
A: I'm pretty sure it was Lady of the Oracle.
A: I'm pretty sure it was Lady of the Oracle.
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
Q: Who used the toilet and left the seat up?
A: If they didn't want me to use it, they shouldn't have left it out where I could find it.
A: If they didn't want me to use it, they shouldn't have left it out where I could find it.
Caelestia
rawr
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
Q: Is that a pumpkin in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
A: Don't look now, but I think he's checking you out.
A: Don't look now, but I think he's checking you out.
Profanity
The Post Master
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
Q: What's the worst pick-up line you've ever used?
A: Once you get used to the smell, you'll never know how you lived without it.
A: Once you get used to the smell, you'll never know how you lived without it.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: How does your girlfriend explain her relationship with you?
A: That's what happens when she doesn't take her medication.
A: That's what happens when she doesn't take her medication.
Profanity
The Post Master
Q: What do you say when a gorgeous woman asks you for an intimate evening?
A: Well, they should. And don't give me that crap about payment and insurance.
A: Well, they should. And don't give me that crap about payment and insurance.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Do you realize that Ultimate Metal will not accept responsibility or liability for any defamatory, libelous or otherwise inflammatory comments you might make on this website?
A: Yes, and he remains blissfully unaware of it too!
A: Yes, and he remains blissfully unaware of it too!
Steve
New Metal Member
duckattack
The Duck of Death.
Q: What's the usual reaction of your partners the first time they see your penis?
A: I don't care what the experts say, there's nothing 'healthy and normal' about it!
A: I don't care what the experts say, there's nothing 'healthy and normal' about it!
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