Recent content by NursemyLoins

It is for that very reason that I now wipe while sitting down. Too much run off. http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/358408-do-you-wipe-your-arse-standing-up-sitting-down.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/91676-request-official-royal-carnage-anal-sex-thread-choo-choo.html What's everyone's take on poop spooning!? Dorian isn't well endowed, so I let him have at it.

Fuck you Whomo.

Only option Jon and I had.

All the attention I seek and crave is bestowed in gallons at RC. Minnow dicks like you can continue listening to Rhapsody while your mothers makes you shake n bake. Dorian fills the whole in my soul and ignites the fire in my breast. Don't die a virgin kid, just die. RC "It's where the heart is."

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Men are assholes!

Baby baby, it felt so good to be tangled amidst your thrashing limbs last Sat. The day was apropos, as that's what I did on your face. Drop your search for employment, and run away with me my innamorato, and we'll change seed filled bed pans forevermore. Candy striped constellations shall...

I don't know what you mean by clown, but he used to juggle my tits back and forth in his mouth, before putting me and his family portraits "face down."

Peakaboo, I see you! Jonathan, why did you get rid of facebook darling? I miss your subtextual tweets of flirtation that sent my heart a flutter. I haven't seen you around the office baby, what has become of you? Numerous searches brought me to this forum where I find you recently active. I...