Recent content by paul webb

Says the guy getting super defensive with someone on the internet that he doesn't even know irl. :rolleyes: Ah i get it now,i try explaining myself and im being defensive,but if i was a soulless sod with nothing but one word answers,that would be ok? maybe your right fella,i might be in the...

Enmity,why do any of us come onto a forum? for me its to have a bit of banter, maybe an argument;) or sometimes to discuss serious topics(yes i can sometimes). I think the crux of this is not many of you(if any) get my sense of humour. Child like,purile,verging on the moronic, thats me,i dont...

HAHAHAHA,chuckle chuckle guffaw guffaw:goggly: Sorry youre wrong on all three,well two anyway: Sad- if im upset then yes Lonely-very,very rare Little-5'11 and 12 n a bit stone-i would call that "medium" oh, and i couldnt leave now,too much fun playin;)

Enmity,you've got some front hav'nt ya? Whats this bullshit "CHICK-FIL-A" thread you've started? "My Mind is full of fuck" not much to discuss there then eh? Creating meaningless threads to draw attention to to ones self... Now thats what I call bad Ass!!:hahamiddlefinger:

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Jeeezz chaps im no bad ass,and wouldnt want to portray myself as one:grin: thats the trouble with not being face to face,things get taken out of context and dont sometimes read as they are being written,nearly everything i say on this forum should be taken with a light hearted attitude...Please...

A mate of mine's got a bengal "Monty" lovely cat but his house is shredded:lol:

Hi all,ive gathered by now there be some strange fookers on this forum(heck i may even be one myself) and stange fookers usually have pets. tell us what ya got. I have: 3 corn snakes, Boris,Rusty n Lilly. an 11Lb torti cat,Sparkle...you DONT FUCK with her,shes hard!! and finally the...

What is your name: ...er Paul do you like it:Not really,i only ever get called it when im in trouble!! would you change it:nah if you had to change it: Norti Razcall nickname:Spider/webby have you ever been so high you wanted to change your name:Im often so high i cant even...

so last night the universe revealed some of it's ways to me, Maroon 5 is just another band trying to get laid making bird calls... just like any other band out there Ah yes, i have also experienced success in this field. The phrase"oi ged ere n suck me dick"sung in the style of a Reed Warbler...

Couldnt have put it better myself,i first encountered Bodom a couple of years ago when they supported Slipknot. My son lent me AYDY and that was it,i was on it,now having listened to the "old" stuff i can see where people are coming from but its still the newer stuff for me:rock: I bump old...

That makes 2 of us,Nice cars but pretty useless with the price of fuel over here,it would just be a nice ornament:lol

Now your talking!!:rock:Do they make one for the UK market?maybe with a boat on the back cos it pisses down with rain most of the time??

Definitely,they dont make em like they used to:lol: