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    favorite black metal band.... top 3

    If I had to go with strictly Norwegian - 1. Windir 2. Immortal 3. Darkthrone
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    the never ending story...

    gay boy-band members. Pertinax then screamed "WTF WHY IS AMON AMARTH IN THE GAME HALO!?!?" Johan then ripped off his suit and defiantly held it up the Northern sky and swore on oath before the gods that he thought the game halo was gay and inquiring as to how the hell he ended up in it. Out...
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    the never ending story...

    speaking of Richard Simmons LOL
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    the never ending story...

    The members of Curriculum Mortis got pissed off at him for starting another side project, especially one with Richard Simmons, so they came to one of his exercise video-shoots and "Killed all life"
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    Underground Metal

    We got ( or had ) a band here in mid michigan that was badass as hell. Beastiary - They were melodic deathmetal and had been together for quite some time, but I heard they apparently they broke up, which sucks. But I got their CD first, so I'm happy.
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    Other good anti-Christian metal?

    I'm in total alleigance with everyone on here who likes Marduk - They are so badass it's not even funny. I worship the album Panzer Division Marduk and most the shit off of World Funeral. These are some of the best albums in history, and if you don't have them, you need to buy them now...
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    Alternative carols

    LMFAO!! These are great..... I came up with a basic variant of Silent Night Frozen night.... Nordic night.... All is dead... all is blight...... Round yon pagans brother and clansmen... Unholy weapons so ferocious and wild... Make their enemies sleep in un-heavenly PeeeACCEEEE...
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    which cd should i buy?

    My vote goes to Versus the World - best album by them and it will never get old - original as hell too
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    quiet

    Sons Of Northern Darkness by Immortal OMFG I can't WAIT to get "Plague Angel" by Marduk!!! \m/
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    The Memorial Of Quothorn ...

    Damnit, why do great men keep dying young? First Valfar, now Quothorn! This is truly sad. May both their souls find rest.
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    Windir Memorial Album

    That's good. I hope there's lots of people like you Stoker. The album comes out September 3rd, I plan to go out and buy it, and anybody reading this should also consider purchasing it. It's for a good cause, and the lineup on it looks pretty good: Disc 1 1.Stri * 2.Stridsmann * 3.Dans...
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    Viking talk

    Johan has another speil in "Annhilation of Hammerfest" in Old Norse - Thor's prayer that he says before he kicks everyone's asses. "`Allvise Ygg, Maktige Harjafader Guda av Asars och vaners att Hor mina ord, nar som jag svar Att om tusen vintrar ater ta var ratt?" Can anybody...
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    The new album already leaked!

    Damn I can't wait for it to come out - My inet's slower then crap :yuk: so even if I wanted to dload the new songs I can't. Does anybody know where I can pre-order the new album in the US? I know i'll be waiting forever to get it unless I do.
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    Windir Memorial Album

    Hey, does anybody know if and where I can pre-order the last Windir album ( 2 cd one, in memory of Valfar ) in the US? It's going to come out in August / September, and I would kill for a copy. It's suppose to be a great album, with tons of stuff from all their albums as well as unreleased...
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    Hammerfest

    Hammerfest is the Northernmost city in the world (in Norway of course \m/) but I dont think there's a story to it - considering the city's only a few hundred years old, I don't think that it would be in any stories in Norse mythology. It'd be badass if the whole saga Johan sings of actually...