101 Rules For Nu-Metal Kids

[Vegard Pompey]

The power metal list is a lot better.

 

[mutantllama]

So is the Black Metal one.

 

[Vimana]

I liked the Prog one.

 

[whiskey funeral]

So is the Black Metal one.

This one on the black metal list kills me:
58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".

 

[sevag00]

Yeah , that's funny.

 

[cannibal corpse]

I laughed hard at the black metal one, he said like "Don't be Dani Filth" like 5 times. But the death metal one was extremely lame, lower case characters and come on... "br00tal"? Have a threesome with your dead mother and your sister? Don't be Dani Filth even though he doesn't play death metal? what kind of idiot wrote that? None of that has anything to do with playing/listening to death metal.

 

[TheMannequinMarauder]

I liked the Prog one.

OMG IT"S FUCKING TYRAEL FROM DIABLO *humps Tyrael*

 

[ossa]

OMG IT"S FUCKING TYRAEL FROM DIABLO *humps Tyrael*

oh hey look FF, your name change earned you a fan.

 

[Vimana]

Awesome, but I'm changing my name again. I'm getting bored of this one.

 

[mutantllama]

That was fast.

 

[Vimana]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID LOLZ!

 

[The Ozzman]

You know you can only change your name once right?


Unless you bought a membership..?

 

[mutantllama]

LOL


FUCKING OWNED

 

[The Ozzman]

Stop

 

[Vimana]

I got a premium membership.

 

[The Ozzman]

I really should shell out the 10 bucks and get one

 

[Vimana]

15.

 

[The Ozzman]

15.

Yeah, I figured it out when I went to see what was included in the membership and couldn't find anything

 

[mutantllama]

What do you get when you are a member? Besides changing your name a bunch of times.

 

[The Ozzman]

Found it

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/announcements/80483-new-premium-um-membership.html