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Tempest said:
why does lord red dragon love caps?
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Is it because he makes sure it becomes annoying and therefor knows it
will be discussed and gets attention?
Ok, there is another point of view but i may assume you don't think he's making a point and that we're all too stupid to understand what he's trying to say, right? :dopey:
 
Go ask yourself:

You have 12 snooker balls. They are all same size and same color. There is no visible property that tells one apart from the other. But alas, you also know that 11 of them have the same weight, while one doesn't! And, you do not know if the different ball is lighter or heavier than the other 11. You do have a scale (one of those two arms old fashioned scales), but you are allowed to use it only three times. Find the "bad ball"!!!
  • Neapolitan solution: I weight the balls two at a time, giving a damn about the limitation on the number of weightings.

  • "Brianzola" solution: I take the balls in my hands one by one, I figure out the different one, then I do the three weightings just for the sake of formality.

  • Comunist solution: all balls are equal!

  • Catholic-comunist solution: the 12 balls are externally all euqal, one raises above the others, but it's better not to know which one (sinful!).


  • Catholic solution: the twelve balls obviously represent the apostles, the different one is of course Judas Ischarios

  • Political solution: I have someone else solve the problem, and then I claim it's my own work.

  • Godfather's solution: I take one ball randomly, and that is the different ball, else I'll break your kneecaps.

  • Physicist's solution: I distractely drop the balls. The bad one is going to bounce differently.

  • Nichilist solution:there are no 11 equal objects in this world, so this problem is meaningless.
What's your solution?

 
Iris said:
Go ask yourself:

You have 12 snooker balls. They are all same size and same color. There is no visible property that tells one apart from the other. But alas, you also know that 11 of them have the same weight, while one doesn't! And, you do not know if the different ball is lighter or heavier than the other 11. You do have a scale (one of those two arms old fashioned scales), but you are allowed to use it only three times. Find the "bad ball"!!!

  • Neapolitan solution: I weight the balls two at a time, giving a damn about the limitation on the number of weightings.
  • "Brianzola" solution: I take the balls in my hands one by one, I figure out the different one, then I do the three weightings just for the sake of formality.
  • Comunist solution: all balls are equal!
  • Catholic-comunist solution: the 12 balls are externally all euqal, one raises above the others, but it's better not to know which one (sinful!).

  • Catholic solution: the twelve balls obviously represent the apostles, the different one is of course Judas Ischarios
  • Political solution: I have someone else solve the problem, and then I claim it's my own work.
  • Godfather's solution: I take one ball randomly, and that is the different ball, else I'll break your kneecaps.
  • Physicist's solution: I distractely drop the balls. The bad one is going to bounce differently.
  • Nichilist solution:there are no 11 equal objects in this world, so this problem is meaningless.
What's your solution?
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I grasp all my balls at once, gently, yet forcefully.

This brings me much pleasure.
Then I battle against Gojira.
 
LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
THERE ARE 3 GIRLS GIRL A GIRL B AND GIRL C
GIRL A & GIRL B ARE HALF-SISTERS
GIRL B & GIRL C ARE HALF-SISTERS
GIRL A & GIRL C ARE COUSINS
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE WITHOUT INCEST???
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1 parent of girl A wed a parent of girl c and for both partners, it's their 2nd marriage. (both parents are family or the ex-partners of the 1st marriages were family).

Ask youself:
If sex in the 1st bloodline is forbidden, according to the christian bible then
how is humanity possible without incest, if Kain nor Abel slept with their mother?
 
Iris@Work said:
Ask youself:
If sex in the 1st bloodline is forbidden, according to the christian bible then
how is humanity possible without incest, if Kain nor Abel slept with their mother?
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1ST THERE ARE SOME PREACHERS WHO SAY THAT ADAM AND EVE WERE "GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE" AND THAT KAIN MARIED A WOMAN THAT WAS NOT RELATED TO ADAM/EVE

2ND THERE ARE SOME PREACHERS WHO SAY THAT KAIN'S WIFE WAS A FALLEN ANGEL/DEMON AND THAT KAIN IS THE ANCESTOR OF WEREWOLVES/VAMPIRES

3RD THERE ARE SOME PREACHERS WHO SAY THAT THE "LAND OF NOD" IS REALLY "LAKE OF NOD" AND THAT KAIN'S WIFE IS SOME SORT OF FISH MAKING KAIN THE ANCESTOR OF THE EVIL MERMAIDS CALLED "SIRENS" THAT APPEAR IN THE ODDYSSY (SPELL???)

4TH THERE ARE PREACHERS THAT SAY ABEL'S WIFE WAS ONE OF EVE'S DAUGHTERS, NOT EVE HERSELF WHILE OTHERS SAY THAT ABEL WAS STILL A VIRGIN WHEN HE WAS KILLED BY CAIN

5TH ABEL'S DECENDANTS ARE NOT LISTED IN ANY GENEOLOGIES WHICH MEANS ONE OF 2 THINGS 1 ABEL DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN OR 2 ALL OF ABEL'S CHILDREN WERE FEMALE

6TH ALL OF THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE ARE DECENDANTS OF SETH EVE'S THIRD SON UPON SETH'S BIRTH EVE SAYS "THE LORD HAS GIVEN US A SON TO REPLACE ABEL WHO WAS KILLED BY CAIN"

7TH MOST PREACHERS SAY THAT SETH'S WIFE WAS EITHER A DAUGHTER OF ABEL OR A DAUGHTER OF EVE, NOT EVE HERSELF

8TH MOST "BIBLE SCHOLORS" WILL TELL YOU THAT KAIN DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN UNTILL AFTER HE KILLED ABEL AND THAT THERE WASN'T ANY PARENT CHILD INCEST BECAUSE EVERYONE HAD LARGE NUMBERS OF FEMALE CHILDREN (UP UNTILL THE FLOOD)AND IT WAS ALL BROTHER-SISTER INCEST WHEN ALL THE MALES WERE MARIED THE "SONS OF GOD" (FALLEN ANGELS/DEMONS) CAME DOWN TO EATH (MENTIONED JUST BEFORE FLOOD IN GEN) AND WERE WORSHIPED AS DEITIES (NORDIC/GRECKO-ROMAN/EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGIES) AND TOOK FOR THEMSELVES ALL THE WOMEN THAT WERE LEFT OVER AFTER ALL THE MALES WERE MARRIED AND THEY CREATED THE PEOPLE THAT WERE CALLED DEMI-GODS (HERCULES GOLIATH AND OTHERS THAT ARE REALLY OBSCURE) AND THE CYCLOPSES AND "MONSTERS" THAT APPEAR IN THE ODDYSSY

9TH (PROLLY MOST RELEVANT) THE RULES AGAINST INCEST (WRITTEN IN EXCESSIVE DETAIL IN LEVITICUS) DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL THE TIME OF MOSES BECAUSE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE WASN'T PERMITTED AND INCESTUOUS MARRIGES WERE THE STATUS QUO
 
LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
9TH (PROLLY MOST RELEVANT) THE RULES AGAINST INCEST (WRITTEN IN EXCESSIVE DETAIL IN LEVITICUS) DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL THE TIME OF MOSES BECAUSE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE WASN'T PERMITTED AND INCESTUOUS MARRIGES WERE THE STATUS QUO
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Incest wasn't bad, untill the Christians decided it had to become a sin, instead of nature's way. Longlife complexes and powergames is what they leave behind... And now they want to hear a Hallelujah! for their open minds! Do i need to cheer now?
 
metalskater7 said:
Iris is supposed to do work at work, not yell at trolls on messageboards. ^_^
<3 btw.
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Don't you know?
You hàve to yell at trolls because they drown in their own waters!
It's the tears they cry within their selfpity and most of us know it's almost impossible to hear loud and clear when underneath....
It's hard to locate them when you're at the surface but there's a trick to it! They have a 'gassing-problem', so it's a matter of timing and concentration.
Watch them make the bubbles rise and wait untill the pungent stench of trollfart gets in your nose, then you know it's your call! Good luck!

Btw; my throat is sour, can you offer me a coughdrop please? ;)
 
Iris@Work said:
Incest wasn't bad, untill the Christians decided it had to become a sin, instead of nature's way. Longlife complexes and powergames is what they leave behind... And now they want to hear a Hallelujah! for their open minds! Do i need to cheer now?
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I disagree that Incest is nature's way, as simple recessive gene pairing tends to select against such offspring. However, in this age of near perfect birth control, I say fuck whomever you want, just don't have kids with your close blood relatives.
 
Lord Foul said:
I disagree that Incest is nature's way, as simple recessive gene pairing tends to select against such offspring.
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PHEREMONAL ATTRACTION/REPULSION USUALY PREVENTS INCESTUOUS MATING THAT CAUSES RECCESSIVE GENETIC DEFECTS
LETS SAY THAT A GIRL HAS 2 (OR MORE) BROTHERS THEN IF THE GIRL IS GOING TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF THEM SHE'S PROLLY GONNA END UP SLEEPING WITH THE ONE THAT'S THE LEAST LIKELY TO GIVE HER CHILDREN RECESSIVE GENE DEFECTS
 
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